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A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

RapBoat 2

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

Me travelling back in time
to tell Americans there will
be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001,
and to survive it, they have
to climb up to the two tallest
buildings in New York
New Yor
geino

Germanuser

Flappy Bird in 2001

The image depicts a scene from the video game Flappy Bird, but the pipes have been replaced with the Twin Towers. An airplane is flying through the sky. The bottom of the image shows a skyline of New York City including the Statue of Liberty. There are also some stars at the top of the image.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A bar chart showing the height of the World Trade Center in feet. The chart has three bars for the years 2000, 2001, and 2002. In 2000 and 2001, the bar is at roughly 1800 feet, but in 2002, the bar is near zero.

Heroin Monkey

A weather map showing a storm system resembling a phallic shape pointing toward the Carolinas. Text on the image includes “Looks like the Carolinas are going to get pounded....” along with labeled locations: “New York”, “Washington”, “Raleigh”, and “cksonville”.

Chunke Monke

A hand-drawn map of the USA with several regions labeled. It reads: How the rest of the world sees USA: New York, what?, Los Angeles, yee haw, Disney World.

Rey Rey

The image shows two panels. The upper panel depicts the New York Twin Towers with cartoonish buttocks added to their base. The lower panel shows two towers and a person with a beard and a white headdress. The towers have faces and are looking back at the person with shocked looks on their faces.

Toast ツ

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

Chri5

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".