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Cigarette

74 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

WhatsApp

55 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A meme formatted like a WhatsApp chat. The top text reads "If WhatsApp was in the human body 😂". The chat shows multiple entries from "cell 1" through "cell 5", each saying "I need CARBOHYDRATES". In between cell 3 and cell 4, there is an entry from "cancer cell" with a red icon, saying "I can't KILL MYSELF". On the right side, there's a silhouette of a person walking.

Carpet

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Man

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."

Instagram

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"

Voice

7 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

wtf is my fyp

The image shows a screencap of an anime character with a surprised and flustered expression. Above the anime character is text that says, "when I'm touching myself to his voice in vc and he randomly calls me beautiful and I."

Schedule

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of a muscular man with a beard above an image that lists a schedule including waking up, masturbating, saying "Gm" in the group chat, being ignored, and stating he will kill himself.

Overlord

2 views · Why should you care · 1 year ago

Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

Logo

2 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

Just created a new logo for myself what should i put it on

Song

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A portrait of Travis Scott in purple and blue tones with bright white eyes. The title of the YouTube video is "Travis Scott - Fein (Aggressive Gaming Phonk Remix)". A comment below the video states: "I TOUCHD MYSELF TO THIS this is the song of the summer on EVERYONE soul."

Savage

26 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."

Rumor

2 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

A picture of the face of a person superimposed on the superhero Flash, with the text: "It was ME, Kendrick!! I spread those p3do rumors about myself to trick you! haha you fell for it. IT WAS ALL ME KENDRICK!!!"

Obsession

18 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post from the user 'Frogs in hats @laterundulator'. The post features an image of a cartoon pig character with a very large, round body and wearing a blue jacket. The text in the tweet describes a deep and sadistic obsession with the pig character, including a fantasy of hitting it with a truck.

Father

16 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."

Patrick star

17 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

The image shows Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants looking distressed while sitting in front of a computer. The text reads, "Me after seeing my old conversations where I expressed myself too much."

Civil War

14 views · Wade · 2 years ago

A three-panel image. The first panel shows Captain America looking confused with the text "ME" above him. The second panel shows Iron Man looking serious with the text "MYSELF" above him. The third panel shows a poster for the movie "Captain America Civil War" with the text "MAY 6, 2016".

Facetime

8 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A close-up photo of a baby with a slight smile looking directly at the camera. Above the image is text that reads, "Me on FaceTime ignoring everything the person is saying and looking at myself."

Hate

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four panel drawing shows a person sitting, then a larger person comforting them. The last two panels show the first person at a computer looking at the screen, and then the person in the last panel at the keyboard looking angry. The first panel says "I hate myself" and the last panel says "Wow! I hate this more."

Situation

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man is shown falling from a tall building. The text reads "*pauses* *zooms in* my name is bob and you might be wondering how i got myself into this situation."

Military

77 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".

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