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Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 19 days ago

I drew this 2days ago

A two-panel pencil sketch of Odysseus. On the left, he looks surprised with hands clasped, surrounded by the text: 'When I woke up and found out my men opened the bag of winds, I thought to myself:'. On the right, he stands with hands on hips and a strained smile, with the text: 'I want to die.'

Gift

Willy b · 1 month ago

A street scene showing a woman wearing skimpy clothing and high platform heels standing on a sidewalk corner next to a stop sign, with text overlaying the top that says 'treating myself to a little father day gift!!'.

Guilt

PuppyWaterman · 3 months ago

What its like being online xd

A two-panel meme using the 'Running Away Balloon' template. In the top panel, a white cartoon figure labeled 'ME BEING MYSELF AND ENJOYING LIFE HOW I WANT TO' eagerly reaches out to hug a large yellow balloon labeled 'FINALLY GETTING FREINDS WHO ACCEPT ME'. In the bottom panel, a pink blob character labeled 'MY GUILT' grabs the figure (labeled 'ME') from behind to restrain them, while the figure looks back in distress and sweat. The yellow balloon drifts away, now labeled 'FREINDS I DESPERATELY NEED'.

Alligator

Anonymous · 4 months ago

An illustration features a cartoon alligator or lizard, colored in the pink, blue, and white stripes of the transgender flag, hanging by a rope noose around its neck. The background is a solid bright yellow. Below the illustration, in black capitalized letters, the text reads: 'FUCK AROUND AND I'LL 41% MYSELF'.

Chatbot

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

WhatsApp

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme formatted like a WhatsApp chat. The top text reads "If WhatsApp was in the human body 😂". The chat shows multiple entries from "cell 1" through "cell 5", each saying "I need CARBOHYDRATES". In between cell 3 and cell 4, there is an entry from "cancer cell" with a red icon, saying "I can't KILL MYSELF". On the right side, there's a silhouette of a person walking.

Carpet

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."

Instagram

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"

Voice

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

wtf is my fyp

The image shows a screencap of an anime character with a surprised and flustered expression. Above the anime character is text that says, "when I'm touching myself to his voice in vc and he randomly calls me beautiful and I."

Schedule

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of a muscular man with a beard above an image that lists a schedule including waking up, masturbating, saying "Gm" in the group chat, being ignored, and stating he will kill himself.

Overlord

Why should you care · 1 year ago

Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

Logo

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

Just created a new logo for myself what should i put it on

Song

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A portrait of Travis Scott in purple and blue tones with bright white eyes. The title of the YouTube video is "Travis Scott - Fein (Aggressive Gaming Phonk Remix)". A comment below the video states: "I TOUCHD MYSELF TO THIS this is the song of the summer on EVERYONE soul."

Savage

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."

Rumor

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A picture of the face of a person superimposed on the superhero Flash, with the text: "It was ME, Kendrick!! I spread those p3do rumors about myself to trick you! haha you fell for it. IT WAS ALL ME KENDRICK!!!"

Obsession

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post from the user 'Frogs in hats @laterundulator'. The post features an image of a cartoon pig character with a very large, round body and wearing a blue jacket. The text in the tweet describes a deep and sadistic obsession with the pig character, including a fantasy of hitting it with a truck.

Father

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."

Patrick star

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants looking distressed while sitting in front of a computer. The text reads, "Me after seeing my old conversations where I expressed myself too much."

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