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Guilt

PuppyWaterman · 6 days ago
  • What its like being online xd

    A two-panel meme using the 'Running Away Balloon' template. In the top panel, a white cartoon figure labeled 'ME BEING MYSELF AND ENJOYING LIFE HOW I WANT TO' eagerly reaches out to hug a large yellow balloon labeled 'FINALLY GETTING FREINDS WHO ACCEPT ME'. In the bottom panel, a pink blob character labeled 'MY GUILT' grabs the figure (labeled 'ME') from behind to restrain them, while the figure looks back in distress and sweat. The yellow balloon drifts away, now labeled 'FREINDS I DESPERATELY NEED'.
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    Alligator

    Anonymous · 1 month ago
  • An illustration features a cartoon alligator or lizard, colored in the pink, blue, and white stripes of the transgender flag, hanging by a rope noose around its neck. The background is a solid bright yellow. Below the illustration, in black capitalized letters, the text reads: 'FUCK AROUND AND I'LL 41% MYSELF'.
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  • Chatbot

    Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago
  • A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.
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    Cigarette

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
  • A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.
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  • WhatsApp

    Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
  • A meme formatted like a WhatsApp chat. The top text reads "If WhatsApp was in the human body 😂". The chat shows multiple entries from "cell 1" through "cell 5", each saying "I need CARBOHYDRATES". In between cell 3 and cell 4, there is an entry from "cancer cell" with a red icon, saying "I can't KILL MYSELF". On the right side, there's a silhouette of a person walking.
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    Carpet

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."
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  • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."
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    Instagram

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"
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  • Voice

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • wtf is my fyp

    The image shows a screencap of an anime character with a surprised and flustered expression. Above the anime character is text that says, "when I'm touching myself to his voice in vc and he randomly calls me beautiful and I."
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    Schedule

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A black and white image of a muscular man with a beard above an image that lists a schedule including waking up, masturbating, saying "Gm" in the group chat, being ignored, and stating he will kill himself.
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  • Overlord

    Why should you care · 1 year ago
  • Meet your new evil overlord

    A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."
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    Logo

    DAP ME UP · 1 year ago
  • Just created a new logo for myself what should i put it on

    A logo with the text "AUGGY BM" above a stylized eye with a red circle in the center and red drips below. The logo is framed by a brick pattern in a diamond shape.
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  • Song

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A portrait of Travis Scott in purple and blue tones with bright white eyes. The title of the YouTube video is "Travis Scott - Fein (Aggressive Gaming Phonk Remix)". A comment below the video states: "I TOUCHD MYSELF TO THIS this is the song of the summer on EVERYONE soul."
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    Savage

    ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago
  • A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."
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  • Rumor

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • A picture of the face of a person superimposed on the superhero Flash, with the text: "It was ME, Kendrick!! I spread those p3do rumors about myself to trick you! haha you fell for it. IT WAS ALL ME KENDRICK!!!"
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    Obsession

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post from the user 'Frogs in hats @laterundulator'. The post features an image of a cartoon pig character with a very large, round body and wearing a blue jacket. The text in the tweet describes a deep and sadistic obsession with the pig character, including a fantasy of hitting it with a truck.
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  • Father

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."
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    Patrick star

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • The image shows Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants looking distressed while sitting in front of a computer. The text reads, "Me after seeing my old conversations where I expressed myself too much."
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  • Civil War

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A three-panel image. The first panel shows Captain America looking confused with the text "ME" above him. The second panel shows Iron Man looking serious with the text "MYSELF" above him. The third panel shows a poster for the movie "Captain America Civil War" with the text "MAY 6, 2016".
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    Facetime

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • A close-up photo of a baby with a slight smile looking directly at the camera. Above the image is text that reads, "Me on FaceTime ignoring everything the person is saying and looking at myself."
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