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Wade

Me, myself, and I

The image shows three panels from the movie Captain America Civil War. The top panel shows a man looking at someone with the text "ME" overlaid. The second panel shows another man looking at someone with the text "MYSELF" overlaid. The bottom panel shows the title card from the movie "CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR", with the release date "MAY 6, 2016".

Chexers

me with everyone

The image shows a meme with a text at the top saying, "Me to myself: Don't get attached. Also me:". Below is a drawing of Squidward looking sad and Spongebob pulling on Squidward's face, which is distorted. The meme plays on the inner conflict of trying to avoid attachment but getting attached anyway.

Blach66.1

Its time i send a pic of myself, yes it actually me

A person dressed as a ghost with a white sheet and a decorated headband is walking, and a group of teenagers are standing in the background.

DoubleDownCheeks

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

freddyfatbear

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A drawing of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, looking sad and stressed. The text reads: "me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to myself and be a nice person."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

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Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

stillwaiting..

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top left panel contains the text "Me naming myself 忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ to scare other players". On the right is a photo of a young man. The bottom left panel says "Japanese dude wondering why my name is "Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce". The bottom right panel is a picture of a Japanese man looking confused.

✨Jassy✨

Period Cardi

The image contains two pictures of Cardi B. On the left, she is looking with a neutral expression. On the right, she is laughing holding a teacup. Underneath is text: "them: are you in love with anybody in your life? me: yeah, myself."

✨Jassy✨

Period

The image shows a text overlay: "I'm not really single. I'm dating myself. I take myself out to eat. I buy myself clothes. I love me. I'm awesome." Below this text, the image shows Mr. Bean on a beach with his arms outstretched.

TechPriestGotDrip

✨Jassy✨

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

TechPriestGotDrip

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Kai :)

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

im a BAANNAANNAA

true

The image shows a text saying 'Girls with photoshop: OMG I can't wait to make myself prettier. Boys with photoshop:'. Below, there is an image of Barack Obama's face on a pyramid.

Hailey ❁

Yes.

A four-panel image. The top left panel shows the text: "Me naming myself to scare other players". Below the text is a line with Japanese text: "忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ". The top right panel shows an image of a man with his arms crossed. The bottom left panel shows the text: "Japanese dude wondering why my name is 'Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce'". The bottom right panel shows an image of a man looking at the screen.

Anonymous

I hate myself for laughing at these LMFAO

A man with Down syndrome is smiling and giving a thumbs up. A loading circle is photoshopped above his forehead. The text “DOWNLOADING” is below him.

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ScIenCeTISTS

The image displays a meme format with the text "Nobody: Salespeople:" at the top. Below, it shows a man, Willem Dafoe, in a suit, with a caption "You know, I'm something of a whatever you just said myself".

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