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Suicide

Bill Cipher · 2 years ago
  • Lol same

    The image shows a five-panel meme. The title of the meme says, "When I want to kill myself." The first panel, labeled "What my friends think I do," shows a hand reaching for pills. The second panel, labeled "What my mom thinks I do," shows a noose. The third panel, labeled "What I think I do," shows a man with a gun pointed to his head. The fourth panel, labeled "What society thinks I do," shows a razor blade held in a hand. The fifth panel, labeled "What I really do," shows a man laughing at a computer screen with the text "Ahah" and "That's a funny meme".
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  • Voice

    NIFFTY · 2 years ago
  • yaaaaa

    A split image of a chihuahua. On the left, it's snarling with teeth bared and the text says "My voice in real life". On the right, it's smiling sweetly and the text says "My customer service voice".
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  • Fuel

    gyattrizz · 1 year ago
  • A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."
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  • Date

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.
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  • Car

    United Kingdom UK · 1 year ago
  • A very narrow, small, white car, resembling a covered mobility scooter, being driven on a wet road by a person wearing a yellow high-visibility jacket. The text overlay reads: Robert's car on my math test after I calculated its width to be 0.5cm.
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  • Pitbull

    Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 1 year ago
  • A two-panel image. The top panel shows a person petting a smiling brown and white pitbull with its tongue out. Above it, the text reads: "my dog don't bite" and "the pitbull named Killer". The bottom panel shows a very muscular, tan pitbull with a harness, pulling intensely, looking aggressive. Below the first line, the text reads: "the pitbull named Daisy".
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  • Rug

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a black doormat with white text that reads, "it's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves", and below the text is a cartoonish drawing of a person. Above the doormat is a text that reads, "The rug I ordered 6 months ago finally came in lmao."
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  • House

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • My dream tbh

    The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."
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  • Newspaper

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.
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  • Turkey

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."
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  • Cap

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a tweet with a caption above three photos. The tweet says: "I was today years old when I realized that the caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes..." The three photos show a bottle of equate brand medicine, the inside of its cap, and the bottle with pills in the cap. Below the tweet a user says: "I used this method with adderall and im currently cutting my grass with scissors."
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  • Wish

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."
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  • Shrek

    biscuit · 2 years ago
  • shrek has a potato for a nose

    An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.
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  • Headphone

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."
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  • Flag

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.
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  • Pokemon

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post and a reply. The tweet from the official Pokémon account asks, "How would you put 'I'm a Pokémon Trainer' on your resume?". A reply from a user named WanderingWeeaboo reads, "i kidnap wild animals and shove them in my balls".
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  • Holy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • #1 BEST ALPHA MALE PICKUP LINE

    A lion with a dark blue hue is roaring with lightning in the background. The text on the image reads "Holy moly, I'd love to put my poley in your holy."
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  • Dark Humor

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A meme featuring a still image of Lightning McQueen from the movie 'Cars,' with a focused and intense expression on his face. The text above reads: 'when i'm edging in class and my teacher shows a presentation of kids starving in Uganda'. Below the image, additional text states: '(i busted at the part where the kid starved to death)'.
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  • Sleep

    Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago
  • It works, my brother has never slept better

    A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."
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  • Pokemon card

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.
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