My Memes - Page 53 - Worst Jokes Ever

License

got my liscence

A license with the text 'Official Meme Stealing License'. It has a photo of a cat with a mustache. The license lists the name as 'Adolf kitler', gender as male, joined date as 12/10/24, occupation as prisoner, level 6, and membership type as standard. It is valid until 10/26/26.

Forklift

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Crayon

I would give you my crayons if you were really hungry.

A cat with blush on its cheeks has its paws together in a "shy" gesture.

Plastic

A man stands in front of a pink building. On the right hand side of the image is a text block that reads "plastics in my blood" many times. The left hand side of the image says: "but if we vote for _____ it will get better".

Pic

When strict parents👍

The text on the image reads: "Jas: or shows a pic of my dead bf bc my dad snapped his neck."

Emoji

OH MY GAWWWD-

A pregnant man emoji with a blonde hair and a blue shirt, holding his belly, with a red thought bubble in the upper left corner.

Face

My face when vexbolts are getting more followers

Close-up of Michael Jackson with a shocked expression on his face and his mouth open.

Tweet

A black and white image showing 21 Savage and Metro Boomin, overlaid with screenshots of tweets. In the first tweet, Soulja Boy says, "He got 24hrs to delete that tweet." The second tweet is from 21 Savage who replies, "Or what?". The third tweet is from Metro Boomin who says, "My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send Soulja Boy a pack of beats. Sit down."

Level

Two pictures of infomercial salesmen. The first is a man with a yellow cloth smiling. The second is a man with a box of baking soda pointing. The text of the meme talks about how one man's dislike of another was like the hate between two rappers.

People

Shitpost-master general

A black and white drawing of a girl in a school uniform with her finger to her lips. Speech bubbles around her read, "If people find out I talked to you my reputation will be ruined!" and "Now, don't tell anyone, ok?"

Match

Cocomeolon on my acc =D 90%

A screenshot from Netflix shows an episode of Cocomeolon with a cartoon character and the text "Cocomeolon, air, yes sir" and "90% Match TV-Y 8 Seasons HD Spatial Audio".

Boy

My boy Jacob Collier

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows Jacob Collier making a neutral face and the text "C Major." The bottom panel shows Jacob Collier looking exasperated with the text "Cm13#11-19 (Min. 13thAu gm. 11th-9)".

Record

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

A printed paper with a sudoku grid and a digital interface printed on it as well. The grid is filled with numbers. The difficulty level is labeled as 'Evil', and the mistake count is 2 out of 3. The digital interface shows buttons for 'Undo,' 'Erase,' 'Notes,' and 'Hint,' as well as number buttons from 1 to 9. There is also a button labeled 'New Game'.

Weakness

Threateners :

An image shows two cartoon figures with evil grins and glowing eyes. The text reads: "My three mutuals, who know my 'weaknesses'".

Friend

My friend when she gets confused :

A simple, hand-drawn image of a character with a brown mushroom-like haircut, a short line for a mouth, a bright pink dress, and orange pants. The face shows confusion.

Bestie

me and my Bestie in school

Two young women taking a mirror selfie. One holds a phone and the other makes a hand gesture. Both wear sunglasses.

Penis

god my penis itches

A photo of Markiplier with a short beard wearing a dark t-shirt standing in front of a colorful wall.

Girlfriend

This is my brother after getting a girlfriend

A blue and red 3D rendering of a face with yellow eyes, a wide open mouth with teeth showing and a crazed expression.

Sister

Look what my sister did to me

A cartoonish figure of a caveman with a blue dinosaur hat, light yellow skin, a brown cloth around their waist, and a green liquid inside their head. The character is smiling with their tongue sticking out. The background is a light blue.

Ex

This is my fake ex. Proof he fake

A young man with brown hair wearing a hoodie. Text at the bottom says "Pinterest Pin on Cute teenage boys".