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Heroin Monkey
10 months ago
A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A pixelated image of a person with red eyes in a blue and black environment has the text "If Herobrine isn't real, how did my dad die from a Herobrine overdose?"
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    memeoman
    10 months ago

    me when my little brother says he wants a turn on the xbox

    In the video, a person is grabbing an Elmo doll and shaking it aggressively in front of a computer tower.
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  • tabs1528
    10 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."
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  • Adolf kitler
    10 months ago

    Why is someone disliking my posts?!?

    A tabby cat with an annoyed expression is shown. The text in the image asks why people are disliking the posts.
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  • Adolf kitler
    10 months ago
    A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."
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  • Adolf kitler
    10 months ago
    A meme with three panels. In the first panel, a blurry stick figure is crying. The second panel shows a clearer picture of the stick figure crying in front of a tan cat. The third panel is a close up of the cat.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.
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  • DND memes
    10 months ago

    first of my memes

    A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    Against the backdrop of a large cathedral, text states, "Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say 'I love you' in Spanish, you say 'yo quiero comer culo' which translates to 'you are the light of my life.' That's so beautiful."
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  • scooter22
    10 months ago

    Real

    A pie chart showing that existing is the root of all problems and reasons for being in pain. The pie chart is almost entirely black, except for a small black square that represents "existing."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A cartoon image shows a person in a pink bathrobe asking for a blow dryer, while a trollface character stands behind them holding a gun instead.
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  • Face mcshooty
    10 months ago
    A computer-generated image shows a wall of water crashing onto a land area with some green vegetation. The image contains the text, "Me releasing my bucket into a retirement home so the old people will think they're in the titanic."
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  • Face mcshooty
    10 months ago
    A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."
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  • Face mcshooty
    10 months ago
    A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.
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  • MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES
    10 months ago

    When I accidentally touched my sense of humour

    A hand with black-painted fingers is shown with the text: "when I accidentally touch...my sense of humour."
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  • YumMan
    10 months ago

    My Teacher When I Yell Out chicken Jockey In The Middle Of Class

    An image of a stern-looking man with the text: "My Teacher When I Yell Out 'chicken Jockey' In The Middle Of Class."
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  • ~MACKEN~
    10 months ago
    A bald man is featured with the text "the urge to pull this cute hairstyle when my hair keeps testing me."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."
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  • Face mcshooty
    11 months ago
    A close-up of a man with curly hair looking disappointed. The image text reads: "How the minimum wage cinema worker looks at me after I shout 'water bucket, release' then proceed to bust a 🥜 into my popcorn."
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