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A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

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Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

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Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

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my girlfriend (she's shy)

🌺 FLOWER🌺

THIS IS MY BF

A blurry photo shows a person, with curly dark hair, holding a smartphone and taking a selfie. The text says: "THIS IS MY BF"

HAHA

A cat sits with its paws folded in front of it at a table. The text above and below the cat reads: "Why don't you have a seat and explain where my testicles went."

COOL EMO GIRL 💖

THIS MY DOG

A picture of a large grey pitbull dog and a smaller grey pitbull puppy. The puppy is licking the larger dog's face.

my cat

A photo of a small black cat sitting on a carpet.

MY DOG

A black labrador retriever laying on grass with a ball nearby, its tongue hanging out.

👼😞

A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

OMG WHAT IS THIS

A fluffy gray and white cat with an angry expression. The text at the bottom says, "THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE".

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

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I sleek the truth to my mom...

A drawing of a crying anime character. The text says, "Pain... is all you give to me."

i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.

A piece of paper with the text 'WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, (IGNORANCE: IS STRENGTH.' written in a stencil font. It is placed inside a metal shelf.

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Meme:

The image shows a still from a movie with a character with a large head, long beard, and a slightly confused expression. Above this character, there is text that reads, "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2." Below the character, is the text "You're a wizard Harry."

Barney

The meme shows two images side by side. On the left, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is roaring. The text above reads "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:". On the right, Barney the Dinosaur is smiling. The text above reads "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:".

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my gf engadgement ring i bought

A hand holds a red ring box open. Inside the box is an engagement ring with a blue center stone. The text "I AM LOVED." is printed on the inside top of the box.

kanade otonokoji

I think

A Lego figure is shown in an orange vest standing with arms out in a movie still. The text above the figure says, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it:" The text at the bottom says, "...because you are The Special."