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Me :

The image shows two panels. The upper panel is labeled "My head:" and shows a woman's face with a displeased expression. The text below her says "EXPERIENCING THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT OF PATIENCE". The lower panel is labeled "Outside of me:" and shows a happy girl with a pile of books, saying "HAHA. SURE! CLASS 7, RIGHT?"

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

My cousin be like :

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cartoon character with a friendly face and an open mouth as if singing. The caption reads "How I think I sing". The lower part shows another cartoon character, a bird with its beak open, looking like it is screeching. The caption reads "How I actually sing".

Me going crazy cause my enemy won a BFDI :

The image shows the text 'Firey: *wins BFDI*' followed by 'Coiny:'. Below that there is a drawing of Coiny, a coin character with a smile and small legs, moving from left to right.

oh my god guys

A cartoon image of the character Quagmire with a large face. The text above the character says "NO GIGGITIES?"

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

LMAO

A yellow minion stands on the right side of the image. On the left there is a conversation between the police and a person. It reads: Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.

Always happen to me

A yellow minion with one eye is looking annoyed next to text that reads: "I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script."

dont say this to my jokes .. OK

A yellow minion with large goggles looks confused with an open mouth and the text "Whaaaat?" written next to it. Above the minion, the text reads "When everyone else gets the joke and I'm just sitting there like".

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

BFB

The image shows a blue cartoon character looking angry with its mouth open and text above and below. The text above reads "WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY" and the text below reads "BFDI IS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS".

Music days be like:

The image shows two cartoon characters, Elsa and Anna from the movie Frozen. Elsa on the left is frowning with a slightly disgusted expression. There is text above her head: "My grandma, who has taught music for 36 years, listening to my sister's 5th grade orchestra concert". Anna on the right looks indifferent and has the text above her head: "My dad, who has no musical talent, thinking this concert is pretty good".

DADDY sus aka the king

hi

The image shows a text overlay on top of an image of the character Shaggy from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. The text says, "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Shaggy has a surprised expression.

me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door

A close-up of a man's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth.

Family be like:

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, Kristoff from the movie Frozen is standing with his arms outstretched, saying "Meet my family." There are many gray stones around him. In the second panel, Olaf the snowman says "They're...rocks." Anna stands next to him. The third panel shows a group of muscular men, including Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and a character that resembles Maui from Moana, standing among gray stones.

my cat

A white cat with black spots on its head and a black spot under its nose. The cat looks grumpy.

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

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