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Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Heroin Monkey

A pixelated image of a person with red eyes in a blue and black environment has the text "If Herobrine isn't real, how did my dad die from a Herobrine overdose?"

memeoman

me when my little brother says he wants a turn on the xbox

In the video, a person is grabbing an Elmo doll and shaking it aggressively in front of a computer tower.

tabs1528

A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

Adolf kitler

Why is someone disliking my posts?!?

A tabby cat with an annoyed expression is shown. The text in the image asks why people are disliking the posts.

Adolf kitler

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

Adolf kitler

A meme with three panels. In the first panel, a blurry stick figure is crying. The second panel shows a clearer picture of the stick figure crying in front of a tan cat. The third panel is a close up of the cat.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

DND memes

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

Against the backdrop of a large cathedral, text states, "Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say 'I love you' in Spanish, you say 'yo quiero comer culo' which translates to 'you are the light of my life.' That's so beautiful."

scooter22

Real

A pie chart showing that existing is the root of all problems and reasons for being in pain. The pie chart is almost entirely black, except for a small black square that represents "existing."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows a person in a pink bathrobe asking for a blow dryer, while a trollface character stands behind them holding a gun instead.

Face mcshooty

A computer-generated image shows a wall of water crashing onto a land area with some green vegetation. The image contains the text, "Me releasing my bucket into a retirement home so the old people will think they're in the titanic."

Face mcshooty

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

Face mcshooty

A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES

When I accidentally touched my sense of humour

A hand with black-painted fingers is shown with the text: "when I accidentally touch...my sense of humour."

YumMan

My Teacher When I Yell Out chicken Jockey In The Middle Of Class

An image of a stern-looking man with the text: "My Teacher When I Yell Out 'chicken Jockey' In The Middle Of Class."

~MACKEN~

A bald man is featured with the text "the urge to pull this cute hairstyle when my hair keeps testing me."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."

Face mcshooty

A close-up of a man with curly hair looking disappointed. The image text reads: "How the minimum wage cinema worker looks at me after I shout 'water bucket, release' then proceed to bust a 🥜 into my popcorn."

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