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A classroom scene where several students are seated at desks with open laptops. In the foreground, instead of a laptop, a black panini press or sandwich grill is open on the desk. The text "I forgot my laptop" is overlaid on the image.

A comic strip shows a movie theater marquee advertising "AVENGERS." Two young children are standing nearby. One child says in a speech bubble, "They killed my dad." The other child, looking towards two uniformed figures (one labeled POLICE, the other EMS), says in a speech bubble, "ACTUAL SUPERHEROES." In the background, the CN Tower is visible. Below the comic, a comment from a user asks, "Question is who said what first."

A close-up view of a silver laptop with its screen open, displaying what appears to be audio or video editing software. Three horseshoe crabs are placed on and around the laptop. One horseshoe crab is on the top edge of the screen, another is on the keyboard, and a third is on the laptop's palm rest. White text overlaid on the screen reads: 'My cats always brothe me when I'm on the computer' followed by a thinking face emoji and a beer emoji.

What is eh on abt

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions. The post title reads "Dressing as MF DOOM for Halloween but I'm white". The body of the post states, "I'm always thinking of Halloween costumes and my idea for this year is MF DOOM but I'm white. Just wanting to make sure this is appropriate considering I'm white." Below the text are icons for upvote, downvote, comments (with "2"), awards, and share.

A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."

A close-up selfie of a man's face, showing his eyes and the top of his nose, with text overlays above and below his eyes. The man has light blue eyes and light brown hair visible on his forehead. The text expresses an overly dramatic and intense plea for a reply, using terms like 'Kitten,' 'dagger,' 'alpha,' 'digital stars,' 'untamed dominance,' and 'pixelated princess.' The text is centered and appears in white font against transparent black bars.

A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".

Another New Blach

An illustration in the style of Dark Souls or Elden Ring depicts a colossal, armored figure, labeled "My gf with a strap-on," towering over a much smaller, armored figure, labeled "Me wanting to sleep." The smaller figure is looking up at the giant, seemingly preparing for an unequal battle. The background is a desolate, stormy landscape with a yellowish sky.

A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a person petting a smiling brown and white pitbull with its tongue out. Above it, the text reads: "my dog don't bite" and "the pitbull named Killer". The bottom panel shows a very muscular, tan pitbull with a harness, pulling intensely, looking aggressive. Below the first line, the text reads: "the pitbull named Daisy".

JaBe mistr 😃

A split image showing an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, sitting on a couch. In the top frame, he is looking at a laptop with a forced, pained smile. In the bottom frame, he is looking directly at the viewer with the same forced, pained smile. The text above reads: 'My face when I check my bank account'.

JaBe mistr 😃

Two side-by-side panels feature a smiling older man with white hair, known as Hide the Pain Harold. He is sitting at a desk, looking at a laptop, and holding a light-colored mug. In the top panel, the text reads: "Look, someone stole my identity." In the bottom panel, the text reads: "Maybe they will make something out of my life."

A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

A very narrow, small, white car, resembling a covered mobility scooter, being driven on a wet road by a person wearing a yellow high-visibility jacket. The text overlay reads: Robert's car on my math test after I calculated its width to be 0.5cm.

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

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