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Anonymous

Glad to make the floors wet

A yellow sign that reads: "CAUTION WET FLOORS. Like, everywhere. Sincerely and with love, The Brass Section" with a music note at the left bottom.

Anonymous

The image shows a birthday card that reads "Happy Birthday. You Ruined My Life" and at the top "For that special band member". Below the image, the phrase "For that special band member" is also written.

RapBoat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

RapBoat

A screenshot of a Reddit post about Eminem's mom being terminally ill with lung cancer. Below the headline, there are a few comments: "Fuck cancer!", "shout out to boosie", "I fuck your main bitch", and "Remember Kodak Black? I support breast cancer."

Neptune ♆

Bye bye byeee

The image shows a text 'Me: about to draw something really cool' above the text 'My motivation:'. Below is the cover of the NSYNC album "bye bye bye".

Heroin Monkey

A YouTube video thumbnail featuring a man from The Lonely Island. The video title is "The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Video)". The video has 74 million views and was posted 10 years ago.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "ROCK BAND ANNOUNCES WORLD TOUR" and "THE WORLD" above a map of the world showing only the outlines of North America, Europe, Australia and Japan. The rest of the world is missing.

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Stevie Wonder with the text "Hey, I'm Stevie Wonder, and you're watching Disney channel." There is a blue, scribbled image to the left.

Rey Rey

A selfie of Playboi Carti with red braided hair, a nose ring and several piercings. The text overlay reads: "they said! We want the album to come out but ima! come out instead. I'm gay!" There is a devil emoji with a rainbow after it.

RapBoat

The image shows the text "J. Cole? More like GAY Cole." on the left, and a picture of J. Cole holding a microphone with a rainbow flag waving in the background on the right.

DARK RAPBOAT

The image has two parts. On the left is a portrait of Famous Dex in a pink shirt. On the right, a screenshot of a search history labeled "trending". The searches include 'famous dex', 'marcus rogers', 'emotional oranges' and 'barawo'. Below the search results, the text reads: "Don't count me out yet."

RapBoat

The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."

Thoughtless

The image shows five white cartoon cats playing different instruments. The image is set up like a breaking news report with a red banner that says "BREAKING NEWS." The text reads, "NEW BAND IS BREAKING RECORDS A" and "@BONGOCATBAND HAS AMASSED 2 BILLION FOLLOWERS IN 3 MONTHS. BLOWING ALL". The cats are playing a keyboard, drums, a xylophone, and a guitar.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.

Heroin Monkey

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.

RapBoat

The image is a screenshot of a Urban Dictionary entry for Kendrick Lamar, defining him as someone who recently won the beef with Drake. Below, a dialogue shows two friends. The first friend quotes a line from the song, seemingly unable to name an actual song, resulting in the second friend calling the first one a "fake fan".

RapBoat

Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...

DADDY sus aka the king

how i feel listing to juice wrld

A person with dreadlocks and a neutral facial expression. A blurry silhouette of a person sitting on a chair is visible in the background.

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