Mood memes

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"

The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"

The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"

The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.