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Heroin Monkey

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Heroin Monkey

A Facebook post with three comments. The original post states, "The world ain't gonna end cause if it did the country Hawaii woulda sunk by now yall stupid." The first comment says, "Hawaii is a state". The second comment says, "no it a country its near Africa I think I know my economics ok". And the final comment says "did..did you even go to school.."

Anonymous

The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."

Adolf Nigler

Guess which one I'm mad about.

Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

The image shows a man with a German hat and a German flag painted on his cheek looking stressed. Next to him is Angela Merkel smiling. The text on the image reads, "When you're german and haven't had a beer in the last 5 minutes."

Wade

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

✨Jassy✨

My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Wade

Zamboni

The image is a panel of six frames. In the first frame, a man is on his hands and knees laughing, with a Zamboni in the background. The second frame shows Deadpool saying, "You're about to be killed by a zamboni." The third frame is a close-up of the man. The fourth frame is Deadpool saying "Tell me where your fucking boss is!" The fifth frame shows a large, empty seating area. The last frame shows an ice rink with the caption "...in five minutes."

Jazzy💕

An image of Donald Trump with Homer Simpson's face photoshopped on his face along with the text "I have laughed so hard at this over the last 10 minutes that I felt the urge to share."

ohio nugget

justin bever be like in ohio

A pokemon card featuring a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean with bulging eyes. The card is labeled "Weird face Lv.69" with 100 HP and Basic. The attack is called "Weird face attack" which paralyzes you after a minute of staring. A second attack is named "Laser eyes" which shoots a powerful laser. The text also says: "Justin Bieber is demented!!!" The card is illustrated by John Li.

Anonymous

The image shows a cartoon character, Arthur, with dark circles under his eyes, looking very tired. The text above the image reads: "friend: how long did you sleep for? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes".

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Why should you care

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

shaylie lol

A picture of a cat with wide eyes and red pupils and mouth open. The image text says, "*swallows the wrong way* Me (for the next 7 minutes):"

Anonymous

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

Face mcshooty

A screen capture of a manga character with a shocked expression, accompanied by the text, "When you're talking to bro for the past 5 minutes and then hear 'bro i think your mic is muted'"

Heroin Monkey

A man is shown in selfie-style, sitting in an airplane seat. The text reads, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

Heroin Monkey

A person is sitting in front of a camera. There is a title underneath which says, "I Have No Words for This". Also, the number of views, "115K views" and the time when it was posted, "22 minutes ago" is written under the title. There's a speech bubble pointing to the person's mouth, labeled "speaking". A time stamp in the video reads 9:16.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

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A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

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A person with cat ear filter is smiling. There are two small white hearts on the left and right side of the chin. The text on the image says "A Notsee".

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