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A still from an anime shows a character looking shocked. The text reads, "When you meet your bro with a new girl just 50 minutes after he broke up."

YumMan

Explain Bear i hate you

The image is a comic strip. In the first panel, a group sits around a table and one says, "How do we get rid of Explain Bear?" The second panel shows three responses: "Burn him", "Eat him", and "We don't." The final panel shows the "We don't" guy smirking while someone is thrown out of a building window.

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Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of an ad with the text "Are You Single? Wake up and Meet up Your Princess." below, and "WishDates" at the bottom with a play button and the link "Visit site". The background of the ad is a close-up of Nikocado Avocado.

Raptor

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a man's face with a distorted, surprised expression. His face is squished, and his eyes are wide open. The text overlay reads: "When AG accidentally turns on his camera during a Kmeet".

Heroin Monkey

A person is standing in front of a bulletin board with the title "Meet the person responsible for your" followed by the words "choices, grades, success, parents, divorce, actions" each in a separate colored frame.

RapBoat Bonus

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
↑ 88
○ 26
☑☑

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel comic shows a job interview. In the first panel, a bald interviewer with a blue tie says, "So, I came across your resume," holding a paper. The second panel shows the interviewer holding the same paper with a scribbled drawing on it, saying, "I do apologise."

Anonymous

A screenshot from a YouTube video shows a man holding a white plush animal with a red arrow pointing at it and a cartoon of a female Freddy Fazbear next to him. The title of the video is "ME AND FREDDY FAZBEAR HAD A BABY!!! *MEET OUR BABY*."

Adolf Nigler

What I do on most afternoons.

The image shows three logos side by side. On the left is the board game Clue, in the center is the fast food restaurant Clucks Nashville Hot Chicken, and on the right is the character Barbarian from the mobile game Clash of Clans.

Anonymous

The image shows a cartoon with a Palestinian flag at the top and the words 'FAN MEETING'. Below this, four simple cartoon figures are in a speech bubble saying: 'WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD'. The characters appear to represent different political ideologies. The characters from left to right: cat ear character, a communist, a Nazi, and a person with a Palestinian keffiyeh.

Anonymous

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. On the left, a damaged black car says: "Please stop giving me your worst drivers and let me die." On the right above, a drawing of Jesus says: "But you're my strongest Altima. Meet your next driver, Hayleigh." Below Jesus, a drawing of a girl with pink hair exclaims: "omggggg yayyyy"

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a man holding a quad-barrel shotgun. The text below the image says, "Quad-barrel shotgun fires a literal wall of lead. Meet the quad barreled beast brought to you by Matt at Demolition." The bottom part shows a man with an "INVEST" caption over it.

sh20raj

Op

A screenshot of a Google search result with two cards. The first card shows a man with a mustache and a kind smile. The text says: "Meet man, an Indian genius, whose book is read by all IIT, NIT, IIIT students, he is from...". The second card shows a picture of a cricket player with the text: "KL Rahul back in India, set for IPL 2024 return and 'in line' for T20 World Cup".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Taylor Swift is at a meeting table and says, "I need a new song!". In the second panel, three people are giving her suggestions: one says "Breakups!", another says "All men suck!" and the last one says "Something with meaning?". The third panel shows a close-up of Taylor and the man who suggested "something with meaning", who is sitting at a desk in an office. In the background, multiple stick figures are jumping from a building. The text "memecenter.com MemeCenter" is in the bottom right of the image.

help me please im being abused

Bandobritt stan account
@Tripolar_B
You ever had a racist experience but it was
funny tho
xanthus stan account
@tobikyere
when i was meeting friends at Nando's and
when i got there the server walked me over to a
table of random Black people and we just
stood/sat there looking at each other like this

Heroin Monkey

A person in a red uniform shows a screen with code to a bear walking away in the forest. The text above the image says: "If you meet a bear in the forest, just ask him to review your pull request so he pretends he didn't notice you and goes away".

Chunke Monke

A drawing showing five steps to create a letter S with lines. Text above the drawing reads "2000's will never understand". Text below the drawing says "I must have missed the meeting when Step 5 happened."

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