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Kayla

Literally me after every single relationship

A black and white image shows two people sitting on a bench, one couple in the background and a woman looking towards them. The text says, "I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works."

Lostin Flowers

Pretty much

Autterpop

Why Bing is Superior tbh

The image shows a two panel comparison of how Google and Bing respond to searches related to suicide. In the first panel a picture of Thor and Loki from a movie is used with the caption 'GET HELP!' In the second panel on the left a skeleton is hanging and on the right SpongeBob and Patrick are in a coffin with the text 'Okay, get in.'

Cocel 😮💨

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a woman in the water looking shocked with a stingray behind her and the text "Me on my phone" and "Little kids" near her. The bottom part shows a close-up image of a stingray's face with the text "You got games on your phone?"

shaylie lol

The image shows Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants looking distressed while sitting in front of a computer. The text reads, "Me after seeing my old conversations where I expressed myself too much."

M3ME G0D

A cartoon image shows a person sitting on their hand. The hand is depicted as if in pain, with a distorted, pixelated appearance.

✨Jassy✨

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

✨Jassy✨

Me and my friend 2 hours ago

A two-panel image showing the close-up of a cow and a pig looking into the camera. The text above them says, "When the FaceTime connects."

Daddy dick

HARHARHAR

A picture shows Grogu, also known as baby Yoda, sleeping peacefully in a hammock. The text reads: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Heroin Monkey

A man is pouring olive oil on a salad from a very large bottle. Above the bottle, the text reads "The existence of the spiderverse means there's a Spiderman who shoots webs from his penis." Above the man's head, the word 'me' appears. At the bottom, 'a normal conversation'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of two images of trucks with the text 'how it started' and 'how it's going' written above it. The first image on the left shows a white truck with its front hood open and two cartoon hands pointing at the vehicle. The second image on the right shows two trucks in a romantic embrace, framed by a red heart. The image also has the user name "dexter" and the handle "@DexterSoWhat" and the text "So now even trucks getting more love than me?"

Heroin Monkey

Vuse
Dear person behind me,
the world is a better place
with you in it
alile
ONLY WHORES
CAN READ THIS

Anonymous

Does everybody agree that this is correct or just me?

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows an anime-style girl with pink hair, crying with large tears, and text that reads: "What girls think boys want." The bottom panel shows an anime-style girl with pink hair cuddling with a boy in bed, and text that reads: "What boys actually want."

stillwaiting..

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top left panel contains the text "Me naming myself 忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ to scare other players". On the right is a photo of a young man. The bottom left panel says "Japanese dude wondering why my name is "Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce". The bottom right panel is a picture of a Japanese man looking confused.

✨Jassy✨

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well shit

The image shows the text "me: opens sunroof" and "everyone else on the submarine:" above a picture of Pikachu with a shocked expression.

Lostin Flowers

Our Deaf Friend

Two cartoon characters are shown at the top, explaining something in sign language. The text above them reads: 'Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection.' Below them is another cartoon character sitting with a surprised expression. The text below him reads: 'Our deaf friend.'

M3ME G0D

3 year old me on the toilet
waiting for my mom to
wipe my ass

HEWHEWWE

frfr

A dark-skinned man is making a gesture with his hands. The text above the man says: "Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon."

stillwaiting..

A three panel comic strip shows a child in bed talking to his mom about a monster under his bed, calling it the most hideous thing he's ever seen. The last panel reveals the monster is actually his brother in the bottom bunk who replies 'Why do you hate me, brother'

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