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A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a man in a traditional keffiyeh sits at a desk across from a doctor in a white coat with a stethoscope. The man is speaking, and a speech bubble above him says, "My wife is going through 'the change' and I just don't find her attractive anymore." In the second panel, the man looks down, and the doctor looks at him. The doctor's speech bubble asks, "The menopause?" The man's speech bubble replies, "No, puberty...".

A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.

A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.

A man in a suit looking down in disbelief. The text reads: "When your loving wife of 15 years takes off her wig and it's been Ethan oiled up the whole time."

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In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

The image shows a conversation between the author and his aunt, with a shocked Pikachu image at the bottom. The aunt is telling him that tattoos are a lifetime commitment. The author responds, "unlike your marriage". Below it says "Everyone else at the family BBQ".

My wife

A woman with brown braids is making a face with her mouth open wide and frowning. She is wearing a blue shirt or scarf.

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

The text on the image says: When your wife doesn't want to give you Hawk Tuah time: They Not Like Us 😂

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".

A picture of an engaged or married couple holding hands, overlaid with the text "Say no to homo-erotic wrestling."

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The image shows a social media post with three comments. The first comment, from chancetherapper, asks people to spam the comments below with "I LOVE MY WIFE." The second comment from payne_norton, says, "Bro we are making fun of you because your album was fucking terrible you can't embrace the meme." The third comment, from chancetherapper to payne_norton, says, "I LOVE MY WIIIIFE".

A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."

An older couple standing close together, with the wife's arm around her husband. The text above says "Me as a wife annoying my husband until the end of time." The URL boredpanda.com is at the bottom right of the image.

Kermit the Frog is sitting at a table with a cup. The text on the image reads: "Isn't that your 3rd plate?" Me: Isn't that your 3rd husband?

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

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A man looking over a fence with the text "MY WIFE IS FURIOUS AT OUR NEIGHBOR WHO SUNBATHES TOPLESS IN HER BACKYARD. PERSONALLY, I'M ON THE FENCE."

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