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OJ Simpson

19 views · Anonymous · 6 days ago

A white image with black text reads: 'Dear wife I am not Will Smith I am O.J. Simpson'. Below the text are a sunglasses face emoji and a white glove emoji.

Islam

85 views · Willy b · 21 days ago

The meme shows Bart and Lisa Simpson standing outdoors with blank or concerned expressions. Top text: "WHY DO MUSLIMS MARRY THEIR COUSINS?". Bottom text: "SO THEIR KIDS WILL BE RETARDED ENOUGH TO BE MUSLIMS."

Promotion

62 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A meme featuring a screenshot of actor Brad Pitt from the movie 'Meet Joe Black'. He is smiling warmly and sincerely at a woman who has her back to the camera. The text overlay reads: 'Me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon'.

Horse

270 views · mal♡ · 4 months ago

A brown horse in a field or wooded area wearing a white bridal veil and a white decorative covering on its back, resembling a wedding dress. Above the image, text reads: "what a shame the poor grooms bride is a horse"

Shrek

71 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Puberty

56 views · Willy b · 7 months ago

A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a man in a traditional keffiyeh sits at a desk across from a doctor in a white coat with a stethoscope. The man is speaking, and a speech bubble above him says, "My wife is going through 'the change' and I just don't find her attractive anymore." In the second panel, the man looks down, and the doctor looks at him. The doctor's speech bubble asks, "The menopause?" The man's speech bubble replies, "No, puberty...".

History

47 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.

Secret

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.

Wife

12 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man in a suit looking down in disbelief. The text reads: "When your loving wife of 15 years takes off her wig and it's been Ethan oiled up the whole time."

Donkey

10 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

Wife

7 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

Tattoo

9 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

The image shows a conversation between the author and his aunt, with a shocked Pikachu image at the bottom. The aunt is telling him that tattoos are a lifetime commitment. The author responds, "unlike your marriage". Below it says "Everyone else at the family BBQ".

Wife

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

My wife

A woman with brown braids is making a face with her mouth open wide and frowning. She is wearing a blue shirt or scarf.

Job

34 views · Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

Hawk tuah

3 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

The text on the image says: When your wife doesn't want to give you Hawk Tuah time: They Not Like Us 😂

Breakup

3 views · 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".

Wrestling

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A picture of an engaged or married couple holding hands, overlaid with the text "Say no to homo-erotic wrestling."

Album

4 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows a social media post with three comments. The first comment, from chancetherapper, asks people to spam the comments below with "I LOVE MY WIFE." The second comment from payne_norton, says, "Bro we are making fun of you because your album was fucking terrible you can't embrace the meme." The third comment, from chancetherapper to payne_norton, says, "I LOVE MY WIIIIFE".

Wife

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."

Wife

17 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

An older couple standing close together, with the wife's arm around her husband. The text above says "Me as a wife annoying my husband until the end of time." The URL boredpanda.com is at the bottom right of the image.

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