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Heroin Monkey

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

Adolf kitler

A person is sitting at a desk with their back to the camera. A cat is draped over their shoulders. The text above the image reads, "cats are smart, independent creatures that don't need a lot of attention" my cat:

Adolf kitler

A cat is lying on its back on a couch with the text 'Cause of death: Missed you a lot.' written on the image.

Why should you care

The image shows two panels. The top left panel has a photo of a car bumper with a sticker saying 'ADULTS ON BOARD WE WANT TO LIVE TOO'. The bottom left panel shows a man with a sly smile saying 'Do we though?' On the right is a text post saying 'What doesn't end you only makes you develop a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.'

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
11

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

big [fire] balls

Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."

Anonymous

A meme featuring two characters with text bubbles above their heads. On the left is a drawing of a woman with a flushed face saying, "I'm polyamorous." On the right is a drawing of the Chad meme character saying, "That's an awful lot of syllables for whore."

Anonymous

Does thou even lift thy weighted equipment?

A drawing of a historical duel between two men with an additional two observers. The text above reads: "I bet if we brought back dueling there would be a lot less butthurt bitches."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!

A comic strip shows the interaction between two cartoon characters, Husk and Angel. Angel is flirting with Husk in the first panel, asking how the cutest demon in hell is doing. In the second panel, Husk is shown looking annoyed. The third panel shows Husk asking Angel how they are doing. The fourth panel shows Angel responding that they are fine. The fifth panel shows Angel smirking after having flirted with Husk. The last panel shows an exhausted Husk. There is the text "Minigma 2020" in the middle of the comic, and in the bottom right of the comic, there is the text "TOOL".

Heroin Monkey

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

Wade

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Toast ツ

is this a lot?

Addyson

WE LOVE KENNY (him dies A LOT)

A full body cartoon image of Kenny from South Park wearing his iconic orange parka. He is standing in a hallway and looking forward. The text on the post is: "WE LOVE KENNY (him dies A LOT)"

Anonymous

A photograph of a starving child sitting on the ground with a sad expression. The text overlay reads "STARVING CHILDREN. Would be a lot less common if starving adults stopped fucking."

blach66

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

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Happens a lot to me😐

A person with a distorted face shouting "MOOOOOVE". The text above the image reads, "When you get stuck behind slow walkers:".

Caitlyn 🐈🦋

I bet my mum thinks this 😂

The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."