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Heroin Monkey

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Heroin Monkey

On the left side of the image, a group of people is sitting around a large dinner table. On the right side, a doge is wearing a black t-shirt that reads "50,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain?!"

wheelchair creed

I really like

The image shows a stylized drawing of a man in a wheelchair. The text reads "I really like long romantic walks in the park."

✨Jassy✨

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Anonymous

An image of an iPhone message thread. One message says, "Missing u like crazy rn.." The response is, "What the fuck." Then, the first person writes, "Shit autoco" and "Autocorrect." Below that is a message from AT&T stating, "All of the add'l 1GB of shared data added to your plan in this billing period is used. We've added another shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid add'l data charges by using our..."

Anonymous

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Follow to join me or if you like ducks

The image shows a duck swimming in water. The text "EVIL DUCK" is above the duck. The text "O NOOOOOOOOO!" is below the duck.

Heroin Monkey

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Ashton Parkes

not the best like it says it is!!

A cute, orange kitten with big eyes is standing on a carpet. Text overlays the image, stating, "BEST SELLING BOOK, FUNNIEST ANIMAL MEMES EVER, but... you can't go to work... your job is to take care of me... MEMES EXPERT".

Wade

True tho

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a large group of superheroes from the Civil War comic book. The second panel depicts a few superheroes running in an airport, representing the movie version. The third panel features Deadpool with text below him saying, "It's almost like the studio couldn't afford more heroes..." The text in the image reads, "CIVIL WAR IN THE COMICS... IN THE MOVIES... HMM... IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE STUDIO COULDN'T AFFORD MORE HEROES..." and includes a small VIA 9GAG.COM text.

Wade

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.

Wade

I like this episode

A scene from the cartoon "Big City Greens" is shown. One character is lying down holding a magazine, another character is holding an ice cream cone, and two characters are dressed as bananas. The text asks those who have never seen the show to explain what is happening.

Anonymous

Do i look bad with wet/damp hair i feel like i do

A person with long, dark hair and a black shirt is looking into the camera. They are holding their hand in front of their mouth. They appear to be indoors, sitting on a couch with a patterned curtain in the background.

Eddie_Munson_Lover

When you think she likes someone else

A close-up of a stone statue's face, with a tear rolling down its cheek.

✨Jassy✨

Me today and everyday in existence

Two cats lying down, seemingly exhausted. One cat is leaning against the wall, with its mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you need to clean but have no motivation so you just sit there for a while like".

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two frames. The first is a Bionicle robot seen from the front and below, its black, green, and gray parts assembled to form a robot, with a caption above it that says: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE LOOKED LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE". The second frame shows a man with short dark hair, wearing a light pink shirt and working in a lab, with Iron Man in his red, yellow, and silver armor behind him and a caption above saying: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE FELT LIKE".

Thw white bread

Goose from Untitled Goose game be like

A photo of Peppa Pig's face is superimposed on a body wearing jeans and a checkered shirt, the body's arms are replaced with hands with long, colorful nails.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

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