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Cigarette

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago
  • Not quite my tempo

    A stack of blue cigarettes with orange filters on a white plate. Red text is superimposed over the image showing mathematical calculations: 9 rows of 32 equals 288, one row of 31, and several other rows adding up to 175, for a total of 463. The text at the top reads 'THEY LIED TO US' and '463 CIGARETTES'.
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  • Bro

    Willy b · 7 months ago
  • A meme featuring actors Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Tom Cruise, on the left, looks on with a surprised or slightly annoyed expression. Brad Pitt, on the right, wears a light blue shirt and a backward baseball cap, animatedly gesturing with his hand as if telling a story. The text at the top reads: "When you are lying & bro starts adding details."
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  • Lyric

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.
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  • Candy

    Lil’ bro · 1 year ago
  • Spongebob in the back of a van. The text on the image says "When he lied about the candy."
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  • Femboy

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An M&M cartoon character with a sad face and brown stains on its head with the text: "THAT FEMBOY WASNT LYING. THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT."
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  • Iceberg

    WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago
  • WJE iceberg

    The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.
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  • Healthcare

    Swf · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.
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  • Man

    Apollo · 1 year ago
  • FUCK YEA

    The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.
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  • Diary entry

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.
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  • Court

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a comment on a dark background. The comment text reads: "be straight lying I tried seducing my teacher and I got court next week". Below the comment, a thumbs-up icon indicates 354 likes.
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  • Motorcycle

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon character with a red face, wearing sunglasses, and smiling is displayed in the center. The text below the cartoon reads: "so long suckers! I rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
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  • Kid

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."
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  • Wine

    Cupツ · 2 years ago
  • Oh

    A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."
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  • Sex

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • I’m a professional 😉

    A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"
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  • Bed

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Happens any time I'm sick or would be lyingg in bed all day for any reason

    A spotted dog is nestled in a bed, looking very comfortable.
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  • Society

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A society built on LIES

    A box of crayons with the American flag design on it. The text on the box reads: 'the american crayon'. The crayons themselves are also wrapped in the American flag design. The text on the crayons reads: 'Made in Mexico'
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  • Truth

    原田 · 2 years ago
  • A side by side image of a man. On the left, the man has a neutral, slightly serious expression with his hands folded. On the right, he has a slight grin, as if he's up to something. The text overlaid on the image reads: ME LYING / ME TELLING THE TRUTH
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  • Machine Gun

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Filthy Lies.

    A two-panel cartoon shows a conversation between Moon Knight and Spiderman. Moon Knight in the first panel says: "Hey, I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...? Lies. Filthy lies." In the second panel, Spiderman replies: "Oh, good. Because-- It was FOUR people."
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  • Man

    Im totally not drunk 2.0 · 2 years ago
  • As a man can confirm

    A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"
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  • Girl

    ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago
  • man this hits

    A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'
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