Learning

Learning memes

Math

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The image shows a screenshot from Star Wars with the text 'Math' written at the top. In the screenshot, Anakin Skywalker is asking 'Is it possible to learn this power?'

Life

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Jokes

Mummy

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

School

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

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