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Heroin Monkey

An explosion is shown in the twin towers. A caption below it reads, "Worst Parking Jobs - RANKED".

MATTIX

A catalytic converter is painted yellow with the words "Get a Job" written on it. The text above and below the catalytic converter reads: "This need to be on every catalytic converter!"

Face mc shooty

I would be making Eli fucking rich

A luxurious house is visible. The text says "Me if carrying bro on the game was a full time job."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a job posting with the title 'Head Receiver'. Below it states 'Typically responds within 4', followed by a salary of '$18-$25 an hour', and an 'Easily apply' button.

Adolf kitler

A split image showing a white cat giving a thumbs up on the left with the text "You've reached encouragement cat. Great job. Keep it up." and a small tabby kitten holding a small brown suitcase on the right with the text "cats on their way to the biscuit factory off to work".

Adolf kitler

A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."

Why should you care

The image shows a scene where a cartoon man is crouched over a table with a sad expression. In the text above, a friend asks why the person is sad, the person replies that they lost their job, the friend says they shouldn't feel sad because others have it worse, and then the person in the image emphatically states, 'SAD IS SAD.'

Adolf kitler

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

Why should you care

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Nintendo Fan

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel comic shows a job interview. In the first panel, a bald interviewer with a blue tie says, "So, I came across your resume," holding a paper. The second panel shows the interviewer holding the same paper with a scribbled drawing on it, saying, "I do apologise."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a man with a red beanie pointing with a grin on his face. The text above reads "When I'm offered currency in exchange for my labour:" The text below the image says, "Now this looks like a job."

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Is it just me orrr

A woman with several lollipops in her mouth, stretching her lips outwards. The text overlay says: "When you're asked in your job interview if you have any special skills."

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Anonymous

no system is incorruptible. 🗿

A black and white cartoon image of Mickey Mouse steering a ship with a thought bubble above him saying: "The Head of State is a figurehead. Simply a representative of the deep state who's job is to symbolize and portray the hidden agenda in a positive light."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

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