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Nintendo Fan
1 year ago
Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."
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  • Nintendo Fan
    1 year ago
    The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A two-panel comic shows a job interview. In the first panel, a bald interviewer with a blue tie says, "So, I came across your resume," holding a paper. The second panel shows the interviewer holding the same paper with a scribbled drawing on it, saying, "I do apologise."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a text message conversation above an image of Patrick Star with a drooling, vacant expression and a piece of driftwood in his mouth. The text messages on the screenshot display correspondence from the Public Relations Office and the profile picture of the poster. The poster's profile picture is the same image of Patrick. The text above the conversation reads: "just realized I've been submitting job applications with this pfp."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a news headline that reads "Unsettling PETA Ad Features Sobbing Burger Giving Man Blow Job". Below that, there is an image of a hamburger with drawn-on crying eyes. The PETA logo is in the upper right. Underneath there's a painting of a Space Marine, who is saying "BY SLAANESH... THAT WAS A CHALLENGING WANK."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a man with a red beanie pointing with a grin on his face. The text above reads "When I'm offered currency in exchange for my labour:" The text below the image says, "Now this looks like a job."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."
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    Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️
    1 year ago

    Is it just me orrr

    A woman with several lollipops in her mouth, stretching her lips outwards. The text overlay says: "When you're asked in your job interview if you have any special skills."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    I’m a professional 😉

    A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    no system is incorruptible. 🗿

    A black and white cartoon image of Mickey Mouse steering a ship with a thought bubble above him saying: "The Head of State is a figurehead. Simply a representative of the deep state who's job is to symbolize and portray the hidden agenda in a positive light."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A hand holds a phone with a screenshot of a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy" showing four main characters: Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe. The phone is positioned against a night scene of a bridge, and the reflection on the water is visible. The text on the image reads "boat job boring ahh hell".
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  • Toast ツ
    1 year ago
    A cartoon man with a frustrated expression drives a car. He is wearing a dark t-shirt. The text overlay describes a situation where he compares his physical labor job to a high-earning online sex worker, expressing anger and arousal at the thought.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"
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  • H3LL0_K1TTY
    1 year ago
    A vintage photo of a woman balancing two tea cups on her chest. Text above the photo reads: "Interviewer: Got any special skills? Me:…"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Burger King advertisement is on a glass door that has a tear in the middle, revealing a burger. The text on the door says: "Wir suchen dich! Bewerbungen an jobs@station-food.de". Above the door is the question "YOUR'RE DOING WHAT BURGER KING?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man in a red beanie looks at the camera with a gesture, accompanied by text that reads, "When I'm offered currency in exchange for my labour: Now this looks like a job."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Twitter post by Donald Trump with the text "Stock market hits another high with spirit and enthusiasm so positive. Jobs outlook looking very good! #MAGA" accompanied by a picture with two furry cartoon characters and the text "FEMBOYS RULE". This is followed by another Twitter post by Donald Trump replying to the first post "I am terribly sorry that is the wrong photo".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.
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