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//She//her// b-day march 11th! MONTHLY:Happy halloween month! :WHAT TO CALL ME!: call me Willow or cotton! .Roblox user: autumnp31113, display name CottonCandyFox. I am in the fnaf fandom.My favorite characters are lolbit, crying child and Funtime foxy. my favorite colors are orange and purple and a light pink. ❤️🧡🤍🩷🩷 friends: @t @widejrkof @itsjustmyia @sweetcandycanecatt
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Divorce

    • Why did I get a divorce, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't get me a present and didn't even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my co-workers didn't wish me a happy birthday.

    As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" That moment, I felt so special. She then asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

    "Okay," I said.

    She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

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    • Watch

    • 11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.

    11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.

    11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.

    11:45 - Realized watch was broken.

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