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Corner

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Photo

15 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Accurate.

A photo shows a wooden utility pole wrapped haphazardly with silver duct tape. The text in the image says "Actual photo of how well I'm keeping it all together right now."

System

15 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

True.

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel has Nicolas Cage looking concerned with the text "The System Is Broken And It Must Be Fixed". The bottom panel shows Pedro Pascal smiling with the text "The System Is Working Exactly As Intended And Must Be Destroyed".

Family

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows an artistic painting. The text on the image says: "How it feels to inherit the family alcoholism." There is a wooden statue on the left, and in the center is a man with a long white beard and a white robe. On the lower part of the painting there is a man lying down with his hand raised.

Holiday

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."

Text message

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is holding a phone. The phone displays a text conversation with the messages "I need you to be aggressive with me", "I need a moment", "Like almost beat me up and then cuddle hug and love me", "Choke me", "So hot" and "Need you". Above the phone is the word "Bro.....".

Slur

18 views · Fridge DJ · 2 years ago

Gnarpy threatens to call me the n slur

A green cartoonish character from a video game is standing in a room and saying: "DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE."

COVID-19

11 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

Life

10 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

The image shows a meme with text and an image of a man's face floating in a blue cloudy sky. The text reads 'Me: honestly, it's not like things can really get any worse, so there's that. Life:'. The face is looking with a comical expression.

Surveillance

215 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A man in a dark suit stands with his back to the viewer, observing a giant, segmented screen displaying a huge, close-up image of another man's face, who looks contemplative or concerned. The scene is reminiscent of high-level surveillance. The text overlay reads: "How it feels to secretly put a camera in bro's room so you lowk only text him when he's gooning."

Goon

93 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A motivational phrase is displayed in large black letters on a white wall in what appears to be an indoor space like an office or a gaming cafe. The text reads: 'GOON, YOU CAN DO IT! JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES'. To the right of the text, there are several large black arrows pointing to the right, suggesting progress or direction. Two air conditioning units are mounted high on the wall above the text. Parts of chairs and tables are visible at the bottom of the image.

Building

10 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

A picture of a building in Rome with the text 'Took a picture of this building in Rome but if you squint it kinda looks like... nvm.'

Peter

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A product packaging for 'The Willy Warmer', a red, knitted penis-shaped item, with the text 'It's a heater for your peter!' written below.

Shipping

22 views · mariotime · 3 years ago

whats up

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a green glowing skeleton-like figure labeled "The Owl House Fandom" asking a question to Batman from Batman Beyond, labeled "Random Character". The second panel shows Batman saying "You ship me with Hunter." The third panel shows the skeleton saying "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

Mother

26 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

Christmas Eve

16 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's Christmas Eve

The image shows a three-panel scene. In the first panel, a child says: "TONIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE." In the second panel, a man replies with: "YES, AND?" The third panel shows the man consoling the child while sitting on a bench. The text says: "AND TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS."

Kermit

7 views · DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

It just don't feel right bro

Two images of Kermit the Frog standing by a window. On the left, Kermit is slim with the text "March 2020" above. On the right, Kermit is larger with the text "March 2021" above.

Video

126 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

$The image shows a video with 5 figures resembling Hitler standing on a white bed. The figures wear similar brown coats with red, green, and purple variations. Above the video, there is a text saying, "Me: \"Why do I keep on having strange thoughts? It's almost like I'm going crazy.\" The videos I watch at 2 am:". Below the video, there is the text "5 Little Hitlers are jumping on the bed".$

Twitter

11 views · CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Frfr

Alien

10 views · Bozo · 3 years ago

The meme shows two images stacked vertically. The top image is a handwritten note that says: "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella." The note is on a lined piece of white paper with purple border. The bottom image is a black and white photo of a man in armor with a Hello Kitty bow on his head.

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