New INS Memes - Page 46 - Worst Jokes Ever

Bed

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A meme featuring Snape and Bellatrix from Harry Potter. Bellatrix is saying "Snape, I'm amazing in bed. Care to find out?" and Snape is replying, "Bellatrix, I'd rather kiss a Dementor."

End of world

7 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Emotional damage

A picture of Shrek with a funny face looking like he has just realized something. The text on the picture reads: "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Class

16 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me every time i have to present in class

On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.

Protection

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Nutshell

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Lil Downs, King is Back, and Big B in a nutshell

A muscular, brown-skinned character with a beard and gold hoop earring is yelling with one arm raised. The text above his head says "DICK" and the text below him says "RIDAAAAA".

Intercourse

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

N word

40 views · Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

Camera

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."

Human Race

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Facts

A two-panel image from an animated movie shows a woman saying "I'm helping him sue the human race." The second panel shows a man with a surprised and confused expression. Below this are the words: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

Fnaf

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

FNAF in a nutshell

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a yellow bear character in a car looking shocked, with the text "How are you not dead?" The bottom panel shows a rabbit character with a purple bow tie and a wide grin standing on a road with a destroyed section in the background, saying "I have no idea!".

Trailer

6 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Matpat in a nutshell

Toilet Paper

Wade · 2 years ago

2020 in a nutshell

The image shows a cartoon of Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head with his arms raised in frustration. The text over the image says "I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!". Behind Beavis, there are completely empty shelves of a store.

Call

3 views · bloodgod · 2 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Murder

9 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

Hitman

58 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."

Gym

31 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

Two balls on a high shelf. One yellow. One blue with a face. The text says: "the kickball stuck in the gym ceiling for all eternity:".

Promotion

7 views · Atx_cvpi_99 · 2 years ago

9/11 sale

Child

41 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Relatable

The image shows a close-up of the cartoon character Rick from the animated show Rick and Morty. Rick is looking sideways and has a lollipop in his mouth. Above his head are the words "Wanna go touch children?" and below him are the words "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

Family

1 view · Cricket Green · 2 years ago

The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois

The image shows a cartoon family: a father with a cigarette in his mouth, a child with a gun on his head and a trollface on top, a mother with red laser eyes and a young girl with dark sunglasses. A kitten is placed on the bottom right. The text on the image says "NORMAL FAMILY IN TEXAS".

Math

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

WITCHHHH

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, a person looks skeptical, in the second panel the person squints with suspicion, and in the third panel, they are looking angry with a pitchfork overlaid on their face. The text above the meme reads: "When you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math. The townsfolk:".