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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

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Bitcoin

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A drawing of the evolution of man showing a human walking away with text: "When you walk in a party and see a bunch of dudes talking about bitcoin", followed by "LATER HOMO" and "H. sapiens (modern hum".

Goose

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man in a military uniform with a black beret holding two guns. The text above the man reads "Me on my way to the local park to remind geese that it is man who is made in Gods image."

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War Crime

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a 2-part meme. The top part is a screenshot of an article from The Guardian with the title "Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?" and a picture of soldiers. The bottom part shows three wolves with a smiling expression. The wolf on the left is labeled "Actual lawyers", the middle wolf is labeled "The Guardian" and the right wolf is labeled "People with an IQ above room temperature".

Animal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text above a photo of a cow stuck in a metal structure, with the name "pablo" written on the bottom. The text says "Step 1: Google animals stuck in weird places. Step 2: Give it a common Spanish name. Step 3: Profit."

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Moose

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A road sign featuring a silhouette of a moose standing over a crushed car. Text below reads: "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". The image is accompanied by the text, "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Year

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

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Bill Gates

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "Bill Gates in his billion dollar bunker watching me empty a cement truck into his only exit." Below the text is a close-up of a man with blond hair.

Hello Kitty

trixiedixie🥰 · 2 years ago

An image of a Hello Kitty figurine with red eyes and a blood-splattered knife. The text overlay reads: "In the day, she likes Hello Kitty. At night she drops the 'O'."

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School shooting

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a character with a concerned expression and the text 'hold up' above his head, while below a Google search bar shows autocomplete suggestions including 'how to reverse a school shooting in Wisconsin'.

Girl

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

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Tip

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a yellow background with the text "Wario's Tips for Summer" at the top. Below that are the numbers 1, 2, and 3. Next to 1, the text says "drink all the shampoo in the house". Wario is pictured at the bottom right next to a swimming pool.

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows four comparison photos. Top left: a street full of cars with the text 'Here are 200 people in 177 cars'. Top right: a street with people on bikes and on foot with the text 'without cars'. Bottom left: a street with people on buses with the text 'on 3 buses'. Bottom right: a pile of skulls with the text 'on socialism'.

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Lord of the Rings

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A split image shows Vladimir Putin on the left and Tucker Carlson on the right. Above the images, the text reads: "You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I'd like to walk you through the First Age for a brief moment. I'm assuming you've read the Ainulindalë?"

Transformation

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is standing in front of a mirror. In the reflection, a yellow cartoon duck is shown instead of the person's reflection. The text above the image reads "visualising in the mirror the man I want to become:".

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Pokemon card

Wade · 2 years ago

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

Insect

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

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Shit

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text written on a wall or stall. The text reads: "I once took a shit in this stall, so thick and so firm it stood tall, it balanced on end that shit did not bend but fell over and scraped my left ball."

Girl

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part reads, "Girls in Science class: Ewww I'm not touching a frog." The bottom part shows Kermit the Frog attached to a cross-like structure with the caption: "Our masterpiece is finished."

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Calorie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A can of "RANCH WATER BUTTERMILK HARD SELTZER" is shown with a celery and carrot garnish sticking out of the top. In the background a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is slightly out of focus.

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