300+ Best If Memes - Page 20 - Worst Jokes Ever

Question

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a chat window. The chat begins with someone saying "I have a very hard question," followed by "Are you sure you can answer it?", then "Ok... If you say so", finally asking "Are gay people gay?" The other person replies with "What", "Yea", and "Yes".

Diet

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".

Existence

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

Man

Wade · 2 years ago

The Man behind the Slaughter

The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a tied-up green Springtrap character from the video game 'Five Nights at Freddy's' stands surrounded by the Scooby-Doo gang. The caption says, "now let's see who the man behind the slaughter really is!". The second panel shows Fred touching Springtrap's head. In the final panel, Fred is holding Springtrap's head mask, revealing Shaggy underneath. Shaggy is saying "-Shaggy!?" and then "-like zoinks, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!".

Post

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

Ill face rev if this post gets at least 6 comments

A digital drawing shows two cartoon characters sitting side-by-side on a pink bench. The character on the left has pink hair and is leaning to kiss the other character. The other character has gray hair and is looking embarrassed. There are two little white cartoon steam clouds above his head. Above the pink-haired character is the word 'chu' with a heart.

Snack

Docile Dolphinfish · 1 month ago

Kidnapper: want a snack? Me: if you think you can kiddnap me with snacks you are apsalutly right now gimme the snacks pls

A young girl with long brown hair and wide eyes looks directly at the camera. She is holding a light pink plush toy with brown eyes and a light blue nose, which covers her mouth and chin.

Furry

furry memes · 2 years ago

A cartoon furry with a blushed face and a collar says that "Furry memes are totally normal!!!", but is also visibly excited to be called a good boy. The URL furryvsantifurry.comic.studio is at the bottom.

Wine

Cupツ · 2 years ago

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

Rapper

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Money

mariotime · 3 years ago

if you not talking money

A stick figure is sitting on a chair, with an object pouring something over its head. The text in the image says, "IF YOUR NOT TALKING MONEY I DON'T WANT TO TALK".

Cleverbot

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Furry

Anonymous · 2 years ago

time for the furrys to unite

The image shows a furry meme with a blue furry character looking flustered. The text on the image reads: "Furry memes are totally normal!!!" "Me if you call me a good boy." At the bottom, it says, "literally the furry memes" and "furry memes be like: furryvsantifurry.comic.studio."

Cracker

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A picture of the iconic Cracker Barrel triangular peg game featuring a wooden board and plastic golf tees. Text is overlaid on the image saying "THE CRACKER BARREL PEG GAME FANDOM IS DYING" at the top and "REPOST IF YOU LOVE PEGGING" at the bottom, with the words "REPOST IF" appearing over a black bar.

Idea

Anonymous · 2 years ago

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Chad

Goku is dum · 2 years ago

What the hell

A photo of a person named Calvin, is presented as a Pokemon trading card. The card's text says "Giga Chad. If this Pokemon is knocked out, put 100 damage counters on the Pokemon that knocked you out. Mega giga chad."

Anime

Anonymous · 1 month ago

If hoshimi miyabi was a gooner (ik the joke sucks)

An anime-style illustration of the character Hoshimi Miyabi from Zenless Zone Zero. She has long black hair, large dark fox-like ears, and red eyes. She is sticking her tongue out in a playful, blep-like, or suggestive manner. She is wearing a plain teal t-shirt. A small, faint watermark 'the_freaking_guy' is visible near her hair.

Chad

Goku is dum · 2 years ago

Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮

A fake Pokemon card featuring an image of a muscular person, labeled "Ultra Giga Chad" with 200 HP. The card has two moves, "True Power" that "Can 1 Hit anybody Even Black people Like people", with "Rangi Techoke" as the first name, and "Ultra Power", which states "If You look at Ultra Giga Chad Your chances of dieing are very high!"

Woman

dabestjoke · 2 years ago

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Introvert

Johnathon · 2 years ago

A tweet by Vivian that reads: "single introverts be like if it's meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room."

Zero

Shower thoughts · 4 months ago

If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?