New If Memes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

Protection

Wade · 2 years ago

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

N word

Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

Daep

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

time to say my goodbyes ig.

An email with the subject 'DAEP 5 day notice - Rylee T' sent by Diana Foster. The email states that Rylee T is eligible for release from DAEP this week and will be released on Friday, September 29, 2023, returning to campus on Monday, October 2, 2023, pending a review of points and required activities.

Slipper

Wade · 2 years ago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

A green dinosaur is looking at something and is thinking about it. The text on the image says: "If Cinderella's slipper fit perfect, why did it fall off?"

Pet

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

Nap

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Comment this emoji 🤣 if you can relate

Spider-Man is doing a weird stretch in a cartoonish style in front of a brick wall. The image is captioned with the text: "When you wake up from a 3 hour nap and do that weird stretch thing."

Problem

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

Tax

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro · 2 years ago

get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

Candy

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 · 2 years ago

ON BABY

A Toy Story scene showing Woody looking concerned with Buzz Lightyear next to him making a suspicious offer. Text overlay: "When Ryan asks a young child if they want some candy."

Project

DoubleDownCheeks · 2 years ago

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Place

Just A Member of the AFF · 2 years ago

The image shows a text overlay that says, "CIA: 'if only there were a place to test our biological weapons'. Low-income neighborhoods:" and below that is a cartoonish image of an environment with red balloons.

Foot

i love cheeks and toes bruh · 2 years ago

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

Animal

bloodgod · 2 years ago

If anyone is upset here are some animals to help (:

A collage of many different cute animals including cats, dogs, rabbits and foxes.

Cheese

Mr. CheezFartz · 2 years ago

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

Harry Potter

Centrebro · 2 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Furry

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Pov: you hate yourself and don't support yourself.

A screenshot of a social media post asking if people support furries. One person responds with "Nope".

Cleverbot

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Chat

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:

A chat conversation with yellow speech bubbles on the left containing the text "Hello" and "I'm fine, Thanks!!" and a dark speech bubble on the right with the text "Do you exist?". There is also a text input box.

Existence

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

Romanian

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 2 years ago

found this xx

The image contains the text: "If you drop a wallet to the ground, who's gonna reach it first?" Below the question are two columns. The left column shows a picture of bacteria with the text "Bacteria" below it. The right column contains a picture of a man, with the text "Romanian" below it.