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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A two-panel image. The left panel says "Don't say you love the anime" above a Tumblr logo. The right panel says "If you haven't read the manga" above a cover of "The Autism Acceptance Book: Being a Friend to Someone with Autism" by Ellen Sabin, showing a drawing of five people of different ethnicities holding hands.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a door handle with a string tied to it. The other end of the string is attached to a hand grenade.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man working on a waterbed with the text "LIFE HACK: If you fuck a corpse on a waterbed, it feels like they are participating. You're welcome." The second panel shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking disgusted.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows text in white font on a grey background. It reads: "If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues. B. Is frigid. C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a picture of MrBeast in the left foreground with a big smile and open arms. The background shows the Twin Towers. The text overlay reads: "50,000 $ If You Survive".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A map of the United States where a large portion of the country is underwater. The text above the map reads: "Scientists say this map represents the US in 30 years if we don't reverse climate change." The words "Google earth" appear at the bottom right corner.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An Avatar character with a confused expression. Text on the image says "Electron? Sure if he gets enough votes."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with a beard and a white turban is shown in a video. Below the video there is a comment that says, "Shame he's dead, imagine if we had him on the Joe Rogan Podcast."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a series of three tweets from Donald J. Trump's Twitter account @realDonaldTrump. The first tweet says, 'loli tentacle hentai.' The second is a reply to the first tweet and reads, 'shit this isn't google.' The third tweet, also a reply, says, 'if any of you fucks screenshot this imma nuke a 3rd world country.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A collage of logos, with the first being Guitar Center, the second Olive Garden, the third Gilmore Girls and the last the US Naval Station Guantanamo Bay, each modified to use the guitar from the Guitar Center logo as a 'G'. The tweet above the image says "It's crazy to me Guitar Center uses this guitar as a G in its logo, because it barely looks like a G. Anyways, here's what it'd look like if other things used that guitar as a G."
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