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Anonymous

A close-up image of a man with a strained, fake smile. The text above the man reads, "That fake laugh you do when you have no idea what the other person said."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A plate with a slice of "vegan cheesecake", which is actually a piece of dirt and grass. The text says "Vegan cheesecake. Follow me for more recipe ideas."

Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

KatsukiBakugouSimp

bro aint lieing

The image shows a scene from an anime with two male characters, Zoro and Sanji. Zoro is on the left with three swords and has a smirk on his face. Sanji is on the right. Above the image are the words "Wait 'till you see it. Mine's definitely bigger." Below the image is the text "ZOROXSANJI. Subliminal messaging at its finest." And at the very bottom of the image: "Akward Subs. Always giving you the wrong idea."

Anonymous

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

Wade

FNAF in a nutshell

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a yellow bear character in a car looking shocked, with the text "How are you not dead?" The bottom panel shows a rabbit character with a purple bow tie and a wide grin standing on a road with a destroyed section in the background, saying "I have no idea!".

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

DIANEE

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

rapboat

Sending this post to someone? It looks
better when you share it.
MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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SlothyMemes

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

Anonymous

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

ADHD autist

Uh, WHO?!

The image shows a screenshot of the Cleverbot website. The text "cleverbot" is at the top in colorful letters. Below it, "10166 people talking" is written. The chatbot conversation reads: "Do I exist?" "Yes you do." "Do I?" "Do you think you do?" "I have no idea!" Then, "She's pretty" is written followed by a share button. A text input field says "say to cleverbot...".

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