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Heroin Monkey
11 months ago
A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    I got sued for circumcising random boys in the park
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A cartoon drawing shows two people walking along a path near a field where several sheep are grazing. A sheep in the background is holding a sign that says 'TWO-TIMING BASTARD!'. The first person says in a speech bubble, 'I CAN'T QUITE READ THAT. WHAT'S IT SAY?' The second person responds in a speech bubble 'UH...'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."
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  • big [fire] balls
    11 months ago
    A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"
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  • big [fire] balls
    11 months ago
    A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."
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  • big [fire] balls
    11 months ago
    The image shows four panels, using characters from the Phineas and Ferb show. The first two panels show Perry the Platypus logging into a new device, first a smartphone, then a laptop. The third panel shows Doofenshmirtz yelling "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the last panel shows Doofenshmirtz saying "Oh good, you're back! Did you know that some hacker just tried to hack your account?"
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  • big [fire] balls
    11 months ago
    An image of a platypus in its natural habitat. Text above the animal reads "They said I could be anything" and text below it reads "so I became everything."
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  • big [fire] balls
    11 months ago
    The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".
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  • big [fire] balls
    11 months ago
    A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"
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  • big [fire] balls
    11 months ago
    The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, an ant is shown happily eating a crumb, thinking "Man, these are the best crumbs I've ever had!!" In the second panel, a man looks shocked, exclaiming "Ayoo dude no wayy!!" In the third panel, the man is holding up a sock with white fluid on it, saying, "I thought I lost this cum sock ages ago!!" The fourth panel shows a close-up of the ant, now with a disgusted expression.
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  • The REAL RB
    11 months ago

    I can DEFINITELY relate

    The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping."  Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image shows a circular flow diagram. It starts with the text "I wake up", then an arrow points to a picture of a cat and multiple packages of Natural American Spirit cigarettes and the text "maybe 5 packs of cigs will help". Another arrow leads to "post silly things online" and then to "there is something wrong with me" before going back to "I wake up".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    Anonymous
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*huggles tightly*
*wuggles*
(wuv + huggles)
02/17/18 (Sat)09:38:35 No.43275078
Good morning! :D
You are good and lovely. :3
You have the ability. ^w^
I love you. x3
*boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum*
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Anonymous
02/17/18 (Sat)09:43:06 No.43275154
Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit
suicide
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A four-panel cartoon of Garfield. In the first panel, Jon proudly announces, "I made a lasagna Garfield!". In the second panel, there is a stack of lasagna on a plate and the text "Mhmm yeah looks good, huh?". The third panel shows hands touching the lasagna with the text "Oh god it's so warm and wet." The final panel shows Garfield with a surprised expression and the text "I should call Liz."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image is a three-panel comparison of Yamaha's product evolution over the years, featuring a stick figure and a factory with a Yamaha logo. In 1975, it's all golf carts and boats, with the figure saying "I guess we doin golf carts now." By 1990, it's a mix of golf carts and industrial-use unmanned helicopters, and the figure says "I hate this company." In 2007, there's one helicopter and the character is next to a Miku figure, and says "Wait is that..." with the text “SEKAI DE-” next to the figure.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.
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