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Talent

15 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Whoa, Talent

A text message conversation showing someone saying 'I saw you fall in the hall yesterday.' The other person responds, 'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor' followed by 'Backwards???' and then 'I'm freaking talented.'

Pronoun

31 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

Guy

2 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

Covid

6 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I don't have any words for this one.

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a person crying with the text "COVID spreading through food." The bottom panel shows a person with sunglasses smiling with the text "Me realising I live in Africa."

Comedian

16 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

damnn

The image shows a young girl, described as a 10-year-old comedian, telling a joke about online dating, saying that every time she meets someone new, they end up in jail. Below the girl is a zoomed-in, close-up of a face expressing an exaggerated, suspicious reaction.

Shower

98 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

Coping mechanism

23 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I feel this one on a personal level.

The image shows a dark gray wooden sign with white text that reads: "What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."

Disease

Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

I look diseased

Close-up of a face with the caption 'I look diseased'.

Animal

16 views · s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽ · 2 years ago

I rescued a birdie

A small bird sits on a white towel. The bird has light brown feathers.

Character

2 views · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

A black t-shirt with a graphic in the center that reads, "I LOVE MINERS". The graphic shows the video game characters Steve and Alex from Minecraft, with Steve holding a pickaxe and Alex holding a sword.

Tool

1 view · Cricket Green · 2 years ago

A two-panel image with a cartoon man. In the top panel, the man is smiling and points to an empty display stand. Text reads: "This is where I would put my mod wrench." In the second panel, the same man is frowning and upset. The text reads: "If only I had one."

Wish

13 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a drawing of a couple lying in bed, kissing and cuddling. Above the image, the text reads: "How I wish I could be right now:".

Wilderness

21 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme. At the top, it says "Her: Stop babe, I didn't shave. Me:". Below this text is an image of Russell from the movie "Up", holding his hands up with a serious expression. There is also text at the bottom that says: "The wilderness must be explored!"

Wolf

2 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

A cartoon image shows a wolf with a slightly crazed expression putting his arm around a sheep. A speech bubble next to the wolf reads "If you feel sad I can eat you".

Butterfly

1 view · 原田 · 2 years ago

A brown and white dog with a huge grin and pink butterfly wings attached to its back. The text above the dog says: "The butterfly in my stomach every time I see you."

Meeting

原田 · 2 years ago

The image contains the text: "do you ever look at someone and just think 'I'm so glad I met you'" on a white background.

God

29 views · Wade · 2 years ago

KHONSHU

The image depicts a character with a bird skull head and a wrapped mummy-like body pointing with a finger against a dark background and a moon crescent behind it. The text says: I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS WINDPIPE!

Watermelon

5 views · mal♡ · 2 years ago

I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.

A slice of watermelon with a clown face, complete with a red nose and red tufts of hair.

Pic

Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

Its time i send a pic of myself, yes it actually me

A person dressed as a ghost with a white sheet and a decorated headband is walking, and a group of teenagers are standing in the background.

Car

15 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35