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Trading Card

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

God

BigDaveFan · 2 years ago

A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."

Country

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man leans over to grab a bag on the ground next to a woman who is sitting at a table using her phone. Text on the image says, "Country road" near the man and, "me home" near the bag.

Elbow

RhymeKing · 2 years ago

A blue sign with white text warns, "DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TO FAR. IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR."

Stairs

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A pale, monstrous creature with glowing eyes, sharp teeth, and long claws hangs from the top of a carpeted staircase, looking down. A red circle and arrow point to a white thermostat mounted on the wall near the bottom of the stairs. Text overlay reads: "Yall fw my new thermostat?".

Home

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
3

Argument

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Online arguments be like:

A hooded person with glowing eyes is shown with the text: "Nice opinion. One small issue. I am inside your home."

Message

Anonymous · 2 years ago

When he shares screen on call

KFC

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A collage of news headlines about KFC moving its headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. The headlines are from CBS News, BBC, Newsweek, CNN, and Fox Business.

Trade Offer

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black and white cat sits on a grey carpet. There is an orange ball and a toy mouse in front of the cat. The meme says "A TRADE OFFER". On the left it says "I recieve: - nice home - gravy tubes - pets - birb watching". On the right it says "you recieve: - me".

Home

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Drunk

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Pit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.

Attack

Wade · 2 years ago

Attack on Deadpool

The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

Transphobia

Wade · 2 years ago

Based

A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".

Roommate

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A young man with light skin and brown hair is looking up with an exaggerated facial expression. His eyes are rolled back and his mouth is slightly open. Text above him reads: "When You Turn on The Ceiling Fan and remember Your Roommate is émo"

Behavior

LoveMaddy · 3 years ago

me at home i always do this

A person with long dark hair is taking a selfie in the mirror. The background appears to be a bathroom.

Spotify

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Cat

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a Ring doorbell notification that says, "There is motion at your Front Door." Below the notification is a grayscale image of a cat holding a fan of dollar bills.

Apartment

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

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