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Elbow

1 year ago
A blue sign with white text warns, "DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TO FAR. IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR."
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  • Stairs

    6 months ago
    A pale, monstrous creature with glowing eyes, sharp teeth, and long claws hangs from the top of a carpeted staircase, looking down. A red circle and arrow point to a white thermostat mounted on the wall near the bottom of the stairs. Text overlay reads: "Yall fw my new thermostat?".
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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  • Argument

    1 year ago

    Online arguments be like:

    A hooded person with glowing eyes is shown with the text: "Nice opinion. One small issue. I am inside your home."
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  • Message

    1 year ago

    When he shares screen on call

    The image shows a computer browser screen with multiple open tabs. The tabs include Messages, Yum Myan, Quote, Free Porn Videos & Sex Tube, Talkroom, and Watch Free Annabelle Comes. There is also a URL visible: hdtoday.ht/watch-movie/watch-annabelle-comes-home-id-8557752556.
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  • Toenail

    2 years ago

    Who here plays blox fruits?

    A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Drunk

    6 months ago
    A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.
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  • KFC

    9 months ago
    A collage of news headlines about KFC moving its headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. The headlines are from CBS News, BBC, Newsweek, CNN, and Fox Business.
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    Trade Offer

    11 months ago
    A black and white cat sits on a grey carpet. There is an orange ball and a toy mouse in front of the cat. The meme says "A TRADE OFFER". On the left it says "I recieve: - nice home - gravy tubes - pets - birb watching". On the right it says "you recieve: - me".
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  • Level

    2 years ago

    Based

    A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".
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  • Attack

    2 years ago

    Attack on Deadpool

    The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
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  • Behavior

    2 years ago

    me at home i always do this

    A person with long dark hair is taking a selfie in the mirror. The background appears to be a bathroom.
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  • Toilet Paper

    1 year ago
    A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."
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  • Thanos

    1 year ago
    A split image. The top half shows a woman on TV saying, "And then, he grabbed me by the neck." The bottom half shows Thanos with a shocked expression and the caption "Impossible."
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  • Apartment

    1 year ago
    A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."
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  • Spotify

    2 years ago

    The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

    The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.
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  • Spiderman

    2 years ago

    Who else would see this

    A cartoon drawing of Spiderman with an elongated head and a disgruntled expression. The text overlay says "SPOODERMAN" on top, and "I WANT TO GO HOME" at the bottom.
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  • Dog

    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a person leaving a house, with a speech bubble saying "woof woof". The second panel shows a dog running. The third panel shows a dog looking at a computer. The fourth panel shows a Google search query, "where did my balls go".
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  • Father

    1 year ago
    A young man sits in the backseat of a car, looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says: "When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home."
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