80+ Best Holiday Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Valentine

lol is sucks

A red background with two red hearts. On top, it says: FUCK SHIT THE HOLIDAY. On the bottom it says: VALENTINES.

Hole

Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card

The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.

Morning

Tum tum tum tum tum Sahur

A digitally created image shows a humanoid figure with a cylindrical body, a human-like face with wide eyes and a smile, and bare feet, standing on a street. The figure is holding a wooden bat and stands in front of a wooden structure with the words "PENTUNG POS RON" on it. A street light illuminates the scene.

Christmas

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows a white bird wearing a red Santa suit and looking to the right with a serious expression. The text reads: "You really gonna scroll past and not say Merry Christmas?". The right panel shows a yellow and orange bird perched on top of a Christmas tree. The text reads: "Because in this house there's only one star".

Jokes

Sleepover

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Christmas

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.

Body

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.