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Thoughtless

A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".

Heroin Monkey

HITMAN ✓
@Hitman
Work has been good lately.
Jokes aside, if Agent 47 was involved, he
would not make it that obvious.
Wall Street Silver
@WallStreetSilv. 2d
Boeing Employee of the year 2024

Anonymous

UGGIES
HITMAN
NOV 21

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two adjacent billboards. The one on the left advertises "Huggies" diapers and features a baby swinging down. The billboard on the right advertises the movie "Hitman" with an image of a man pointing a gun. The text on the billboard says: "Hitman. In Theaters Nov 21." Below these two big billboards there is also a smaller billboard for "West Side Auto Clinic" that says: "Cars Repaired".

Ness Plays

Stonk Boi: I’m a hitman

A Stonk Boi character with a cat body, wearing a white karate uniform, holds two guns. The text “KARITAE” is on top of Stonk Boi.

Toast ツ

A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."

DAP ME UP

Fr all you gotta do is get one enemy

A person with wide eyes and mouth open looking frightened. The text says: "pov: someone ip grabbed you and starts sending hitmen after you."