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63 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.
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    • Technology

    16 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago
    A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".
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    • Agent

    11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a tweet from HITMAN stating that if Agent 47 were involved in something, it wouldn't be obvious. The image includes a follow-up tweet from Wall Street Silver showing Agent 47's face and congratulating him for being the Boeing Employee of the year 2024.
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    • Billboard

    18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A photo of a building with several billboards attached to it. On the left is an advertisement for "Huggies", showing a baby. To the right is a poster for the movie "Hitman", dated November 21, showing a man pointing a gun. Below there is a billboard for a car repair shop: "Just Best Auto & Truck Service. Cars Repaired. 5432."
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    • Billboard

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows two adjacent billboards. The one on the left advertises "Huggies" diapers and features a baby swinging down. The billboard on the right advertises the movie "Hitman" with an image of a man pointing a gun. The text on the billboard says: "Hitman. In Theaters Nov 21." Below these two big billboards there is also a smaller billboard for "West Side Auto Clinic" that says: "Cars Repaired".
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    • Stonk boi

    3 views · Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

    Stonk Boi: I’m a hitman

    A Stonk Boi character with a cat body, wearing a white karate uniform, holds two guns. The text “KARITAE” is on top of Stonk Boi.
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    • Student

    73 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago
    A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."
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    • Enemy

    11 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

    Fr all you gotta do is get one enemy

    A person with wide eyes and mouth open looking frightened. The text says: "pov: someone ip grabbed you and starts sending hitmen after you."
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