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Anonymous

A screenshot of a comment thread on YouTube. Nemanja asks "Why was I born?" Azali replies "To like, subscribe, and hit that bell."

rapboat

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

MEME LORD

Frogs in hats a
@laterundulator
i used to be so obsessed with this fucking pig
in such a fucked up sadistic way i would stare
at pictures of him for like hours on end and
envision myself hitting him with my grandpas
truck

TaylorSwiftBoat

Poor biggie😔

A tweet by doomstan1 stating examples of artists dissing each other at sensitive times. First, Jay Z released Takeover while Nas' mother was ill. Second, Pusha T made fun of Drake's friend dying. Lastly, 2Pac released Hit Em Up when Biggie was fat. The conclusion of the tweet is that there are no rules in rap beefs, predicting Drake and Kendrick are gonna get NASTY.

Heroin Monkey

"Stop hitting my child
in the head with a
lead pipe!"

Anonymous

The covid gang hit hard. We was a whole mafia 😶

The image shows a screen capture of a video call with four participants. Three of the four display a green Grogu face, while the fourth has a normal Grogu picture.

rapboat

The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.

shaylie lol

A doll in a pink box looks as if she's just realized she farted. The image contains the text: "She looks like she farted in the box and it finally hit her."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

" I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"

A green and yellow crossing sign with a figure of an adult and child walking is displayed. A news banner reads: "CRIME STUDENT STRUCK BY VEHICLE". Above this there is text: "Student hit by car while walking to Tanana Middle School". Below is the text "I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!".

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a digital painting with Gandalf on the back of a giant eagle. In the background, there is a dark, imposing castle. Above the castle, there is dark smoke billowing out of it. The bottom part of the image shows two men, with one of them telling the other: "Sir, a second eagle has hit the towers."

DrNoob72

The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Heroin Monkey

A yellow emoji with brown glasses and a tooth sticking out of its mouth. The text above the emoji says "please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels side by side. The left panel illustrates a cross-section of a person's head and neck with yellow arrows indicating airflow through a bong. The right panel shows a person's head and neck with their tongue extended into a bong. The text on the image reads "How to properly hit a bong:".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing of a shark inside a room with broken wooden planks on the floor. The shark is speaking, saying "bro please let me hit ur juul bro please" in a speech bubble. In another speech bubble, the shark says "bro please bro".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post by Donald Trump with the text "Stock market hits another high with spirit and enthusiasm so positive. Jobs outlook looking very good! #MAGA" accompanied by a picture with two furry cartoon characters and the text "FEMBOYS RULE". This is followed by another Twitter post by Donald Trump replying to the first post "I am terribly sorry that is the wrong photo".

Nateツ

A person is laying horizontally against the wall as if they are trying to avoid touching the ground. Above, the text reads "When you hit the spider and it runs under the bed."

Yuri

Twinkl twinkl littel star

A cartoon of a person and a star. The person's speech bubble says "twinkle twinkle little star" and the second one says "I will hit you with my car".

Goku is dum

Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮

A fake Pokemon card featuring an image of a muscular person, labeled "Ultra Giga Chad" with 200 HP. The card has two moves, "True Power" that "Can 1 Hit anybody Even Black people Like people", with "Rangi Techoke" as the first name, and "Ultra Power", which states "If You look at Ultra Giga Chad Your chances of dieing are very high!"

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