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Accident

41 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Brother

2 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

Woman

37 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a father talking to his son in the first panel, saying "...and under no circumstance should you ever hit a woman." The second panel shows the son, now an adult, sitting on a bed with a woman in front of him on all fours and saying "Spank me, Kenny." The third panel shows Kenny saying "No." The fourth panel shows the father behind Kenny saying "I'm proud of you, son."

Blowjob

193 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Forklift

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Seat

14 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Falling out of the seat hitting the desk

Two men lying on the floor laughing. The text overlay reads, "It's not that funny. Me and my friend:"

Unexpected

3 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

A two-panel meme featuring a man looking confused after smoking a blunt. The text reads: "*Hits Blunt*. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?"

Impossible

Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Four images of different people looking confused are shown, overlaid with the text: "*hits blunt*. If nothing is impossible then is it possible for something to be impossible?"

Bell

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a comment thread on YouTube. Nemanja asks "Why was I born?" Azali replies "To like, subscribe, and hit that bell."

Heart

1 view · RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

Obsession

26 views · MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post from the user 'Frogs in hats @laterundulator'. The post features an image of a cartoon pig character with a very large, round body and wearing a blue jacket. The text in the tweet describes a deep and sadistic obsession with the pig character, including a fantasy of hitting it with a truck.

Takeover

3 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

Poor biggie😔

A tweet by doomstan1 stating examples of artists dissing each other at sensitive times. First, Jay Z released Takeover while Nas' mother was ill. Second, Pusha T made fun of Drake's friend dying. Lastly, 2Pac released Hit Em Up when Biggie was fat. The conclusion of the tweet is that there are no rules in rap beefs, predicting Drake and Kendrick are gonna get NASTY.

Child

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A yellow emoji face wearing large, dark-rimmed glasses, with buck teeth visible and a slightly open mouth. Above the face is the text, 'Stop hitting my child in the head with a lead pipe!'

Gang

1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The covid gang hit hard. We was a whole mafia 😶

The image shows a screen capture of a video call with four participants. Three of the four display a green Grogu face, while the fourth has a normal Grogu picture.

Football

53 views · RapBoat · 2 years ago

The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.

Doll

2 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A doll in a pink box looks as if she's just realized she farted. The image contains the text: "She looks like she farted in the box and it finally hit her."

Student

3 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

" I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"

A green and yellow crossing sign with a figure of an adult and child walking is displayed. A news banner reads: "CRIME STUDENT STRUCK BY VEHICLE". Above this there is text: "Student hit by car while walking to Tanana Middle School". Below is the text "I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!".

Eagle

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top part of the image shows a digital painting with Gandalf on the back of a giant eagle. In the background, there is a dark, imposing castle. Above the castle, there is dark smoke billowing out of it. The bottom part of the image shows two men, with one of them telling the other: "Sir, a second eagle has hit the towers."

Teen

14 views · DrNoob72 · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.

Prison

74 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

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