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Wade

The image shows three panels of Winnie the Pooh. The first panel shows a regular Winnie the Pooh with the text "WHO ASKED" next to him. The second panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit with the text "I AM SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND WHO WANTED THIS OPINION." next to him. The third panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit, monocle, and mustache with the text "I APOLOGIZE, KIND SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM." next to him.

Rey Rey

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Wade

A five-panel image depicting different stages of a person trying to understand the lore of FNaF (Five Nights at Freddy's), with a progression from playing the game to kidnapping the creator, Scott Cawthon. The first panel shows a brain with intricate patterns and text that reads "Playing FNaF for the lore." The second panel is similar, depicting the brain with a glowing center and reads "Watching theories on youtube about the FNaF lore." The third panel shows a blue figure with bright energy around the heart and reads "Trying to solve the FNaF lore." The fourth panel shows a red, fiery figure with raised arms and reads "Waiting for the FNaF lore to solve itself." The final panel shows a stick figure with a weapon and reads "Kidnapping Scott Cawthon and make him reveal the FNaF lore."

M3ME G0D

A black figure stands centered. Around him are several small stick figure icons experiencing different types of falls and accidents, with a yellow "caution wet floor" sign also pictured. The text says "Name a character who's gone through more pain than him."

Toast ツ

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

rylee ♡

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Cutepink

Paranormal monsters be like:

The image shows a tall, dark figure with pale face and long, claw-like hands standing in a doorway. The text overlay reads "THE MOMENT YOU CATCH HIM SNEAKING MIDNIGHT" and "OOPS DIDN'T NOTICE YOU WOKE UP."

Wade

When you realize..

The image shows two frames from an animated movie. In the first frame, a woman is saying, "I'm helping him sue the human race." In the second frame, a man has a surprised or shocked facial expression. Below the images, there is a comment: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

Rylee ੈ♡˳

help..

The image shows a man looking distressed, with the text 'Beggar sold a right to slap him' overlaid on the image. The man has a sad and worried look on his face and appears disheveled. The image is a meme about desperation.

timmyy

How I feel about Fletcher <3

The image shows a set of eight jars, each labeled with a different adjective. The jars appear to be filled with a red liquid, and some of them are overflowing. The labels are: Pretty, Caring, Funny, Kind, Perfection, Annoying, Romantic, and the last is not entirely visible. The text at the top reads: "How I see him".

Toast ツ

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

The image displays a dark background with the text "You can't recognize Him." at the top and "Does that make you feel anxious?" at the bottom. In the center is a small square image of a man smiling directly at the viewer.

Wade

So true

A two-panel image from the movie Bee Movie shows a woman saying "I'm helping him sue the human race". The second panel shows the reaction of the man she is talking to. Below is a comment that says: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Wade

The image shows a comparison of how people asked "who are you" in different centuries. 19th century: "Who art thou", 20th century: "Who are you" and a scene from a video with two young men in it, labeled as the 21st century: "Who dat boy, who is him". The source "boredpanda.com" is visible in the lower right corner.

Wade

Facts

A two-panel image from an animated movie shows a woman saying "I'm helping him sue the human race." The second panel shows a man with a surprised and confused expression. Below this are the words: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

M3ME G0D

A scene from Spongebob Squarepants with Mr. Krabs standing in front of the Krusty Krab which is on fire. The text overlay reads: "stop letting him cook."

Milli

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The image is split into two sections. The top shows a woman with a surprised but pleased smile. The text above her reads, "Mums when their teenage son mentions a girl for the first time." Below, there is a cartoon character holding a shotgun with an angry expression. A younger cartoon character stands beside him. The text says, "Dads when their teenage daughter mentions a boy" and "I just want to talk with him."

blach66

The image shows four images arranged in a grid with a black background. The text at the top of each column reads: 'The Him,' 'My Shit,' 'Super Smexy Spongebob,' and 'Light Switches.' Below these are, respectively, a yellow head with pecs, a Pou game image, a Spongebob image, and a light switch. At the bottom, it reads 'Heaviest Objects In The Universe'

mr stupid idiot

free him

An orange kitten is sitting in a white toilet bowl.

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