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Chatbot

131 views · Heroin Monkey · 20 days ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Suicide

133 views · Anonymous · 1 month ago

A black and white image in a motivational poster style. It depicts two white stick figures on a black background. On the left, a stick figure stands on a chair with a noose around its neck. On the right, another stick figure sits comfortably on a chair, holding a striped popcorn bucket labeled 'jumbo size' and eating while watching the other figure. Below the illustration, the title 'SUICIDE WATCH' is written in large white serif font, with the caption 'Hey no hurry, I bought the jumbo size' in smaller text underneath.

Revenge

35 views · Siri_the_Robot · 3 months ago

Uhuh

A meme featuring a distorted, low-quality close-up of SpongeBob SquarePants' face with a malicious, toothy grin. The text at the top reads, "when you're hiding from a school shooter with the classmates who flamed you for having an android", and the text at the bottom says, "hey Siri".

Kid

85 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a creepy man in a trench coat, with hairy legs visible, says "HEY KID!" to a small girl holding an ice cream cone on a sidewalk. In the second panel, the man opens his trench coat to the girl, who has dropped her ice cream, standing between his legs. In the third panel, a woman screams in terror, her eyes wide with horror. In the fourth panel, the man's trench coat is open, revealing he is wearing a green T-shirt that says "THE TIME IS NOW. GO VEGAN." He has a large, unsettling smile. The watermark "@TONYBTS2" is visible in the first panel.

Text message

81 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Comeback

149 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A cartoon panel titled 'HOW TO DEAL WITH A BULLY.' A large bully wearing a yellow jersey confronts a smaller, bespectacled nerd with a red backpack. Two other boys stand behind the bully. The bully says, "HEY, NERD— I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!" The nerd responds, "HOW DID MY CUM TASTE?"

Horse

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Operating System

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

Food

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

Anime girl

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Portal

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Image shows Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and pointing, emerging from a noose. A speech bubble says: "Hey! C'mon, dude! Portal's this way!"

Karate

21 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Kitten

7 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cute kitten sits on a wooden surface. The text overlaid on the image reads: "HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT I'M YOUR KITTEN, SO PET ME MAYBE?"

Beat

3 views · RapBoat 3.5 · 1 year ago

Two headshots, one of Mustard and the other of Kendrick Lamar, are on top of a news headline. The headline says "MUSTARD REVEALS MULTIPLE RAPPERS TURNED DOWN KENDRICK LAMAR'S 'HEY NOW' BEAT."

Sloth

SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

A sloth with a sly smile looking at the viewer. The text on the image says: "Hey - guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Sloth

1 view · SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

A sloth is being held by a human hand. The text overlay says, "Hey, guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Autocorrect

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".

Access

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a two-part Twitter post. The first is a request from Bosnia and Herzegovina to Croatia for access to the Adriatic Sea, showing a map with the landlocked status of Bosnia and Herzegovina. The second part is a response from Croatia with a picture of Megamind making a pout with the words “NO BEACHES?” written on it.

Gender

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a color block design, similar to a flag. The text reads 'HEY LOIS' on top and 'I'M A GENDER NOW' on the bottom. The flag's colors are brown, light peach, white, and a dark olive green.

Babe

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."

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