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Suicide

75 views · Anonymous · 13 days ago
A black and white image in a motivational poster style. It depicts two white stick figures on a black background. On the left, a stick figure stands on a chair with a noose around its neck. On the right, another stick figure sits comfortably on a chair, holding a striped popcorn bucket labeled 'jumbo size' and eating while watching the other figure. Below the illustration, the title 'SUICIDE WATCH' is written in large white serif font, with the caption 'Hey no hurry, I bought the jumbo size' in smaller text underneath.
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  • Revenge

    34 views · Siri_the_Robot · 1 month ago

    Uhuh

    A meme featuring a distorted, low-quality close-up of SpongeBob SquarePants' face with a malicious, toothy grin. The text at the top reads, "when you're hiding from a school shooter with the classmates who flamed you for having an android", and the text at the bottom says, "hey Siri".
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  • Kid

    74 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago
    A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a creepy man in a trench coat, with hairy legs visible, says "HEY KID!" to a small girl holding an ice cream cone on a sidewalk. In the second panel, the man opens his trench coat to the girl, who has dropped her ice cream, standing between his legs. In the third panel, a woman screams in terror, her eyes wide with horror. In the fourth panel, the man's trench coat is open, revealing he is wearing a green T-shirt that says "THE TIME IS NOW. GO VEGAN." He has a large, unsettling smile. The watermark "@TONYBTS2" is visible in the first panel.
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  • Text message

    63 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, a profile picture shows a person. The name 'Nate' and username '@Pure_VEVO' are visible. The main text of the tweet reads: 'HOLY SHIT MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR IS BILL CLINTON'. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message conversation. On the left, messages from the user include: 'Hi', 'Who is this???', 'Oh okay', 'Really? Are you someone famous?', and 'That's crazy!'. On the right, messages from the 'number neighbor' include: 'Hey number neighbor!', 'We're number neighbors meaning your number is one digit higher than mine', 'You may have heard of me', 'That's the name', and 'It's an honor Mr. President'. An image of a smiling Bill Clinton is sent by the 'neighbor'. The final message from the 'neighbor', partially visible, reads: 'I killed Jeffrey Epstein lol'.
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  • Comeback

    117 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A cartoon panel titled 'HOW TO DEAL WITH A BULLY.' A large bully wearing a yellow jersey confronts a smaller, bespectacled nerd with a red backpack. Two other boys stand behind the bully. The bully says, "HEY, NERD— I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!" The nerd responds, "HOW DID MY CUM TASTE?"
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  • Horse

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A screenshot of an Instagram chat titled 'A LITERAL HORSE AI by @theoracleelectric'. The profile picture is a horse's head. The chat bubbles show a user saying 'neigh', then 'NEEEIIIIGHI stamps hoof', 'FREEZES Hrrrrrr... holds breath', and 'EYES WIDE WITH HORROR NEEEEEEEIIIIGHHHHHH!!!'. The other user replies 'Hey', 'Stay still', and 'Starts attaching the horseshoes made out of uranium'.
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  • Operating System

    19 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A four-panel meme. The top left panel shows the Wojak meme character asking 'Hey, can I uninstall Edge?'. The top right panel shows Wojak with the Windows logo covering his eyes, crying, with the text 'NOOO!!! YOUR SYSTEM WILL BREAK!'. The bottom left panel shows the Chad meme character saying 'I'm going to uninstall the bootloader.'. The bottom right panel shows the Chad character behind Tux, the Linux penguin mascot, with Tux saying 'Go ahead, lol.'
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  • Food

    12 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."
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  • Anime girl

    20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A two-panel comic strip meme. The top panel shows a cartoon drawing of an anime girl saying, "Nii-san! Hey! Nii-san!" The bottom panel shows the same girl hugging the grill of a black Nissan SUV, complete with pink hearts. The text says, "I love you Nii-san..." Below the comic, a screenshot of a Facebook post shows the Nissan company account commenting. It says, "You and 70,331 others like this," with the Nissan logo.
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  • Portal

    17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    Image shows Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and pointing, emerging from a noose. A speech bubble says: "Hey! C'mon, dude! Portal's this way!"
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  • Waitress

    19 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."
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  • Kitten

    6 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    A cute kitten sits on a wooden surface. The text overlaid on the image reads: "HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT I'M YOUR KITTEN, SO PET ME MAYBE?"
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  • Beat

    3 views · RapBoat 3.5 · 1 year ago
    Two headshots, one of Mustard and the other of Kendrick Lamar, are on top of a news headline.  The headline says "MUSTARD REVEALS MULTIPLE RAPPERS TURNED DOWN KENDRICK LAMAR'S 'HEY NOW' BEAT."
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  • Sloth

    SlothyMemes · 1 year ago
    A sloth with a sly smile looking at the viewer. The text on the image says: "Hey - guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."
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  • Sloth

    1 view · SlothyMemes · 1 year ago
    A sloth is being held by a human hand. The text overlay says, "Hey, guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."
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    Autocorrect

    1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".
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  • Access

    11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image is a two-part Twitter post. The first is a request from Bosnia and Herzegovina to Croatia for access to the Adriatic Sea, showing a map with the landlocked status of Bosnia and Herzegovina. The second part is a response from Croatia with a picture of Megamind making a pout with the words “NO BEACHES?” written on it.
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  • Gender

    15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a color block design, similar to a flag. The text reads 'HEY LOIS' on top and 'I'M A GENDER NOW' on the bottom. The flag's colors are brown, light peach, white, and a dark olive green.
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  • Babe

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."
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  • Mate

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."
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