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LoserIsPro

lol again

The image shows a bunch of red roses and an image of the covid virus. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

Adolf Nigler

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

Heroin Monkey

A man stands in front of a pink building. On the right hand side of the image is a text block that reads "plastics in my blood" many times. The left hand side of the image says: "but if we vote for _____ it will get better".

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Random post #2

The image shows cartoon figures in a box, some of which are having a good time while other figures are holding up the box, with the text 'People chilling in quarantine' over the first set and 'People who are still doing their jobs' over the latter.

AverageDayInOhio

god my penis itches

A photo of Markiplier with a short beard wearing a dark t-shirt standing in front of a colorful wall.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Lil’ bro

Spongebob makes a disgusted face. The caption reads, "When you burp and it smells like the food you ate an hour ago."

Anonymous

Isnt that interesting......ummm

The image contains the text "WTF SEX FACTS# The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live, according to special research from the British Medical Journal."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a menacing skeleton with glowing eyes next to a bag of Lay's Salt & Vinegar chips. The text reads, "The government is trying to put chips in people??? I hope I get Lay's Salt & Vinegar."

MEME LORD

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a green frog asks a woman with glasses, "Mom, can you give me money to buy Benadryl?" The woman asks in the second panel, "To help you with your sleep?" The third panel shows a close-up of the frog saying, "Yeeees." The fourth panel shows the frog next to a Benadryl package and the text, "Actually takes 700mg like a boss." The bottom panel shows the frog with dark text that says, "deliriant psychosis time". A dark silhouetted figure is on the right.

Heroin Monkey

A photograph of the Sidney & Lois Eskenazi Hospital at night, with the text "GO AHEAD" at the top and "GET INJURED" at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a chart comparing the effectiveness of different birth control methods. Condoms and birth control pills are shown with 99% effectiveness. A picture of a man is next to the text "Dipping Your Cock In Flexseal" with a 100% effectiveness.

Heroin Monkey

A quiz titled "Quiz - Do I Have Autism" asking the user to "Take this 2 minute quiz and find out if you have the most common signs." above an arrow pointing right.

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

A cartoon man with a stern expression says, "Please take a shower immediately."

Bismarck

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wearing cat ears, next to a quote in purple that reads: "Remember kids, ketamine usage is an essential part of a fulfilling life and it has zero down sides!" - Catboy RFK Jr.

AG

The image shows a text overlay on an image of Elmo surrounded by flames. The text reads "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:". The Elmo image is a well known template for meme creation.

Wade

Yes, this is an ad on this site.

An ad for a "Genital Treatment Device" by Luminance RED. A couple is pictured with a man holding the device.

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