100+ Best Guy Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A meme featuring Chuck Norris smiling, with one leg raised and wearing a boot. Text above him reads 'GUYS BEAT THEIR MEAT'. Text next to him says 'CHUCK NORRIS shat in a Red Lobster urinal 20 years ago'.

Hunting

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A painting depicts ancient people engaged in hunting and gathering activities in a rural landscape. In the foreground, a man with a tool on his shoulder walks with a dog. In the background, other figures are working near thatched huts and animals like cows and pigs. Overlaid on the left side of the image is a smartphone screen displaying a scene from "Family Guy" where Peter, Meg, and Brian are playing a board game. Text on the phone screen reads "20 Funny Scenes", "Family Guy", "animation", and "Disney". A black bar at the top of the image contains the text "hunting and gathering boring ahh hell".

Head

3 views · DIANEE · 1 year ago

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

Album

1 view · RapBoat · 1 year ago

A question posted on Reddit asking if people would give Kendrick Lamar head if it meant he would drop an album tomorrow.

Glass

1 view · RubiksProbablyWasntTaken · 2 years ago

Ok guys so like hear me out.

$A close up image of a shattered glass with a bullet hole in the middle. The glass is heavily cracked with fractures radiating outwards from the center.$

Slavery

20 views · help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.

Comment

107 views · United Kingdom UK · 1 month ago

A screenshot of a comment section where a user named .DINOSOURS LOVER. asks "guys im color blind what color she added?". A user named Wander replies "She's adding blue :D". After .DINOSOURS LOVER. thanks them, a third user named Pistachio asks "How did you read if ur blind 🤨", confusing color blindness with being totally blind.

Superpower

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

The image displays a social media post on a dark background with white text. The text at the top reads, "The Game: you can choose one superpower but the top reply is the consequence". Below this, a comments section from user "hamudi_katan" is visible. The first comment says "I get to choose my own consequence" and has 1,524 likes. The second comment, a reply from "hamudi_katan" to himself, says "@hamudi_katan molested by the guy in my pfp" and has 4,418 likes.

Version

7 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

A four-panel meme using the "You Guys Are Getting Paid?" template. The characters' faces are replaced with heads of animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's. Panel 1 shows the Puppet saying "I CAN EXPLAIN". Panel 2 shows Balloon Boy saying "YOU EXIST IN 5 DIFFERENT VERSIONS WHILE I HAVE ONLY 3". Panel 3 shows Mr. Hippo saying "3? I ONLY HAVE ONE". Panel 4 shows a boy labeled "PHANTOM BONNIE" asking "YOU GUYS EXIST?"

b.o

2 views · Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Meem

The image shows the 'Stonks' guy from an internet meme, superimposed over an image of Leonardo DiCaprio at a dinner party. The text above the Stonks guy's head reads 'B.O DICAPRIO'. There is also the text 'SILLY INC' in the bottom left corner with a small, green cartoon monster above it.

Face reveal

1 view · bloodgod · 2 years ago

Guys its jits face reveall!!

A blurry image shows a person wearing a fuzzy orange animal costume. The person is in the dark, outside at night.

Sloth

1 view · SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

Guys watch out

An image shows a sloth walking on a paved road, with the text "on my way to steal yo girl" overlaid on the bottom of the image.

Cat

4 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

Call

3 views · bloodgod · 2 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Meme

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a surreal meme featuring a collage of unrelated images and text. In the center is an image of Peter Griffin with the hair of a rapper. Around Peter are various unrelated images, including Angry Bird, Mia Khalifa, an image with the words "DONUTS" and "HA GOTEEM", and a troll face. There is also text in Arabic which translates to: "All free movies online. Free full-length movies, comments, trailers, digital video discs, and more. Watch uncut Hollywood movies in full length, all streamed online, on demand. Very soon, a true legend died." There is also a "Download Free" button.

Zombie Apocalypse

4 views · ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 2 years ago

Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

Woman

3 views · dabestjoke · 2 years ago

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Zombie apocalypse team

4 views · ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 2 years ago

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Joe Biden

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

My classmates are COO COO

Cop

47 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."