Glad memes
I'm glad we in school now
why the fuck is steam there ????
Priorities are straight
Glad to make the floors wet
Jokes
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.










