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Heroin Monkey

sorry pancreatic
cancer but i
dont think you
qualify as an emotion
this is bullshit
you let spongebob in
sponging out is an
important step in a
persons life how about
you read a fucking book

kiribaku

when your tired as fuck but your cant sleep

A grumpy looking cat with brown and white fur is lying in a red bed. The cat is looking directly at the viewer.

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of the same person with speech bubble saying "Fuck off subhuman". Below the images are the flags of Greece and Turkey respectively.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Heroin Monkey

A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."

Kristian‽

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

CrackedRuby_alt

💀

Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."

TaylorSwiftBoat

The image shows a social media post with three comments. The first comment, from chancetherapper, asks people to spam the comments below with "I LOVE MY WIFE." The second comment from payne_norton, says, "Bro we are making fun of you because your album was fucking terrible you can't embrace the meme." The third comment, from chancetherapper to payne_norton, says, "I LOVE MY WIIIIFE".

Anonymous

A hand giving the middle finger in front of a screen displaying a Discord channel. Text on the image reads: "Fuck da Discord Ops."

Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10

Anonymous

A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".

rapboat

A screenshot of a Reddit post about Eminem's mom being terminally ill with lung cancer. Below the headline, there are a few comments: "Fuck cancer!", "shout out to boosie", "I fuck your main bitch", and "Remember Kodak Black? I support breast cancer."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man working on a waterbed with the text "LIFE HACK: If you fuck a corpse on a waterbed, it feels like they are participating. You're welcome." The second panel shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking disgusted.

Thoughtless

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

Thoughtless

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

Anonymous

Who are you?

The image shows six figures labeled #1 to #6. The first figure is labeled 'shy', the second 'clown?', the third 'chill', the fourth 'special', the fifth 'cry baby', and the sixth figure has the label 'Actually fucking phyco to the point where you look like you are on drugs'. Each figure is different: The second figure has a colorful hat and the fifth has tears.

Anonymous

Gusty mood

Two cartoon avatars display text: the top one says "What the fuck..." and the bottom says "I'm fucking".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet from Opera GX shows a cat wearing headphones with the text, "EVERYONE HAS pronouns DIP SHIT. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING speaking a language." The second tweet from Nina Infinity says, "I almost refunded my game when #Starfield asked me for pronouns. I still might.. I'm annoyed about it."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet showing the text "twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes" followed by the word "WE AGREE" in a speech bubble over a collage of images of JD Vance.

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