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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A baby sits in a high chair, completely covered in food, which appears to be spaghetti and sauce. A green divided tray and a blue sippy cup are also visible. The text overlay states, 'He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids.'
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A three-panel meme featuring characters from the movie Inside Out. In the first panel, Joy (a bright yellow emotion character) speaks to a small, strange creature with wide eyes, saying, "sorry pancreatic cancer but i dont think you qualify as an emotion." In the second panel, the creature replies, "this is bullshit you let spongebob in." In the third panel, SpongeBob SquarePants appears in the foreground, saying, "sponging out is an important step in a persons life how about you read a fucking book."
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  • CrackedRuby_alt
    1 year ago

    💀

    Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"
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  • Nintendo Fan
    1 year ago
    The image shows a split comparison. In the top half, a cruise ship is moving through calm water, and the text says, "Doing tutorial." In the bottom half, a person is struggling to stand on a paddleboard in the middle of the ocean, holding an umbrella for balance. The text above reads, "Whatever the fuck I'm trying to do on my own."
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  • RealBoat
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post in the r/future subreddit. The post title reads 'Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up fucking his bitch'. The post text details how the author took revenge on a friend by sleeping with the friend's girlfriend after the friend called Future's new album 'mid'. The author states they don't feel bad about it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A YouTube video screenshot shows a young man with an exaggerated expression of excitement or anger on the left side. He is holding a tool, possibly a blowtorch, which is burning a rainbow-colored flag on the right. Below the video thumbnail, the title reads "Burning the lgbt flag cause i fucking hate faggots". The video creator is identified as Preston, with 703K views and uploaded 12 hours ago.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a side-by-side comparison of the same person with speech bubble saying "Fuck off subhuman". Below the images are the flags of Greece and Turkey respectively.
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    brokemaster
    1 year ago

    Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️

    A simple cartoon drawing of two stick figures. One figure stands safely on the edge of a cliff, offering motivational advice. The other figure hangs precariously from the cliff edge and responds with profanity. The text reads: 'Hang in there, it gets better!' and 'Fuck you!'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with a person looking down with text overlayed on the picture. The text says: "UBISOFT be like, yeah, this game fucking sucks. Release it."
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post about Eminem's mom being terminally ill with lung cancer. Below the headline, there are a few comments: "Fuck cancer!", "shout out to boosie", "I fuck your main bitch", and "Remember Kodak Black? I support breast cancer."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A meme showing a scene from the movie Harry Potter where a student recites a spell: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." Below, a chalice is pictured, and inside it, a woman looks shocked with the text: "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me rum."
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