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A slice of cheesecake with three blueberries on top next to an animated green figure with the text "NOT MY CHEESECAKE!" written above and "When the hell was it YOURS if it's for your contestants???" written below. The character looks distressed.

yourmomleft yourdadf

me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

GG Miller

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

GG Miller

for fat people......... sorry

A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."

Javril

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

Hgfdfrgt

When ur watching the two fat girls fighting over the last donut

A GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theater. The expression on his face suggests he is watching something surprising or absurd.

✨Jassy✨

Me on a diet:

The image shows a plate of bacon with a small piece of lettuce on top. The text on the image reads: "BACON SALAD. FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES."

IZABELLA💖💖

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A close-up photo of a chipmunk with puffed cheeks. The text reads: "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LET'S PRAY'".

Inessa :)

anyone here?

Spongebob and Patrick from the cartoon look wide-eyed and surprised after somebody opens a bag of chips. The text says "Me: Opens bag of chips. The class:".

TechPriestGotDrip

💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎

The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.

TechPriestGotDrip

Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.

A close up shot of a slice of toast with mashed avocado shaped into Jabba the Hutt on top. The image includes a text message conversation with the question "What's is that?" followed by the answer "Jabbacado toast lol".

TechPriestGotDrip

toast must burn

The image shows a split screen. The top half features two slices of toast that are completely burnt and smoking inside a toaster. The bottom half shows a still from a movie with two men looking at each other; the text "Some men just want to watch the toast burn" is superimposed on the image.

TechPriestGotDrip

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

TechPriestGotDrip

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

OFF

A black labrador covers the eyes of a white dog. The text says "HIM? NO, HE DOESN'T WANT A COOKIE. HE SAYS I CAN HAVE TWO."

Kamui_JAMAL

We ain’t got no new memes so here

A cartoon character with a round belly. The text says "when you spend a week at Grandma's".

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

ur mommy

those one people that joke around to much

A baby with cake smudged around its mouth is holding a spoon. Text above the baby says, "TOUCH MY CAKE," and text below the baby says, "AND I'LL CUT YOU."

Chri5

Why did I find this?!

Two characters from a video game. One, labeled "HER," is on the left, kneeling and facing away from the viewer with blonde hair. The second character, labeled "Me," is on the right, also with blonde hair, facing slightly away from the viewer.

God Pt.2

What do they say when they answer the phone???

The image shows a restaurant sign with the name "Fukmi" in stylized green letters above the words "SUSHI & SEAFOOD" and "BUFFET" in white letters. The sign is attached to a building with a gray roof.

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