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✨Jassy✨

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

i love cheeks and toes bruh

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

Mr. CheezFartz

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

Mr. CheezFartz

I like mine's extra cheesy!

A grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Obama. The text on the image reads: "Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich".

Mr. CheezFartz

Cheesy Meme Of The Day!

The image shows a meme. The top half has a photo of many wheels of cheese piled up, while the bottom half shows a person with cheese slices photoshopped into his eyes, looking eager. The text on the image says, "ME IN THE CHEESE DEPARTMENT. I'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM."

Mr. CheezFartz

Of course!

A photograph shows a slice of bread placed on top of a huge block of cheese. A second slice of bread is visible underneath the cheese block. Above the cheese, the text reads: "Because there's no such thing as too much cheese."

period boo

Kermit the Frog is sitting at a table with a cup. The text on the image reads: "Isn't that your 3rd plate?" Me: Isn't that your 3rd husband?

Milli

What Pringels see

A face is looking through the opening of a Pringles can.

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙

Why is this true?

Spongebob is looking into an open fridge with a sly smile. The text above him reads, "Me opening the fridge to see which quarantine snack I want to eat next." There is a Kelp Milk carton and other food items in the fridge.

ADHD autist

Dessert WHO?!

A light green sticky note with the handwritten words "Dessert INA" is placed on a person's thigh.

ADHD autist

Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?

A close-up of a half-eaten can of Pringles Sour Cream & Onion chips. The top of the can is torn and jagged.

ADHD autist

Anyone else who snaps their biscuits perfectly in half?

An overhead shot of a round 'MARIE' biscuit that has been broken perfectly in half. The two halves are placed next to each other on a gray textured surface.

Lostin Flowers

A meth and fetta meme!

The image is split into two parts. The left side shows a pile of meth crystals. The right side shows a block of feta cheese with some crumbles. The text above the images says "THIS IS A", and the text below says "METH AND FETA MEME".

tensebot501

A baby with a somewhat serious facial expression is sitting in a chair. Above the baby, the text reads "I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MILK" and below, the text continues with "BUT WHEN I DO."

Vector

A child with puffy cheeks and eyes closed in excitement while talking on a phone. The text says "FREE FOOD?" above the child and "COUNT ME IN!" below.

freddyfatbear

fr;]

The image shows text that reads, "Me: 'I feel like I'm forgetting about something.' The cookies I put in the oven 4 hours ago:" followed by a picture of a deformed and burnt gingerbread-like creature.

crablegsforevr

rip my cousins

A plate with cooked crab legs and a small bowl of melted butter.

freddyfatbear

:]

The image shows Mike Wazowski with a very pleased expression. The text overlay reads: "6 year old me after the waitress drew a smiley face with ketchup on my burger."

killer of bears 101

why??

Two identical images of a puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. Below are the words 'People: Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because it's a fruit. Tomato:'

Daddy Cock

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

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