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Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

بخق قثم (Arabic)

A meme featuring a woman looking perplexed, surrounded by complex mathematical equations, with the text "Me trying to find out why my sister is being nice to me."

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When you and your friends find a higher form of living

The image features a red banner reminiscent of the Japanese flag with sun rays emanating from a circle that contains the hammer and sickle. In front of it are three dolphins in a row.

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Gordon really should get on my grandma’s level🤌

The image shows a split screen from "The Office". Two hands are holding up pieces of paper. The left paper says "Gordon Ramsey", the right paper says "Someone's grandma". Underneath, Pam is shown at her desk. There are white subtitles, saying "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." Then, also at the bottom of the image, it says "everyone" and "They're the same picture."

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True 🤫🧏‍♀️

Two white cards are held up. One reads "professional cook," and the other reads "grandma." Below is a subtitle: "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." The bottom image shows a woman with the subtitle "everyone" and the sentence "They're the same picture."

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The image consists of four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. Each panel depicts the same cartoon skeleton character, Papyrus, from the video game Undertale, standing next to a white sign. In the first panel, Papyrus is pointing upward with one hand, and the sign reads "FIND HUMAN". In the second panel, Papyrus has a hand on his head, looking surprised, and the sign reads "MAKE SPAGHETTI". In the third panel, Papyrus is smiling with his hand down, and the sign reads "SANS MAKES A PUN". The fourth panel shows Papyrus with his hands on his hips, also next to a sign that reads "SANS MAKES A PUN".

Finding common ground

A split image from an anime shows two figures shaking hands under banners. The banners say "Whitney Houston" and "George Floyd". Below is a close up of the same handshake with the text "Having no air".

The image shows a muscular man standing over a woman in a hospital bed. The man is saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?" Below, the text reads, "GO FIND IT".

A photo of a child with a tired, sad expression on their face. Above the image is the text: "I hope this email finds you in good spirits." How the email found me:

A screenshot of a Twitter post from YouTube Creators asking which Black creators people have turned to for joy, love, and belonging. There's a comment by @EDP445 and then YouTube Creators replying to the comment with clapping hands emoji.

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

A quiz titled "Quiz - Do I Have Autism" asking the user to "Take this 2 minute quiz and find out if you have the most common signs." above an arrow pointing right.

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

A screencap of a Pornhub video featuring a man standing in front of six plates of pasta. The title reads "What is the most fuckable pasta? I fucked 6 different pastas to find out!" The video has 134,867 views, an 88% rating, and was posted 10 months ago.

This is so bad

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet is from Caitlyn Jenner, it reads "It's so hard to find a straight man that is confident enough to compliment me on my looks.". The second tweet is a reply from Donald J. Trump, and it reads "Nice balls."

The image shows a revolver with one bullet loaded. The text above the gun says "Fun fact: 5 in 6 people finds russian roulette completely harmless."

The image shows four items: a brownie, two chocolate cupcakes, two twinkies, and a book cover of "The Communist Manifesto". The text reads "I loved finding these in my lunchbox" and "THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS".

Here me out this would be a sad movie

A digital art image of a skinny black boy with a large afro, standing in a barren landscape, with rows of people in the background. The text on the image reads "Finding Water" and "Disney • PIXAR".

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