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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Skeleton

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

rate this 1-10

The image shows a skeleton figure with red and yellow accents in front of a house and a car. The skeleton has its arms outstretched. It is standing in front of a red, circular design.

Sibling

The Ugly Rat · 3 years ago

When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:

A black and white cartoon drawing of a man, Nicolas Cage, with a surprised and slightly amused expression.

Smoking

ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 · 2 years ago

Say no to smoking !!

A digital drawing of a person with black hair, red eyes, and a cigarette in their mouth. There are two additional images. One in the top left corner of a green worm smoking a cigarette and in the bottom right corner of a similar worm looking creature also smoking a cigarette. The text "Say no to smoking!!" is also present in the image.

Your mom

ligmaballs2.0 · 3 years ago

look at me and your mom

The image depicts a stick figure bowing down with the text 'Your Mom' next to it.

Connection

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

Two photographs, mugshots of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, are pinned to a corkboard. A black string connects the pin near the top of Donald Trump's head to the pin near the top of Jeffrey Epstein's head, mimicking a conspiracy investigation board.

People

Anonymous · 2 years ago

People have been seeing him since 1865.

The image is two panels of a cartoon character pulling off a mask to reveal a hooded figure.

Worm

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A pink, worm-like creature with a human face. The face is that of Dwayne Johnson. It is on a black background.

Jail

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A car window decal shows three stick figures in jail, then a female stick figure and nine small stick figures indicating a family.

Shrek

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A statue of Shrek with a big, cartoonish mustache, and a small girl sitting on a part of his statue also has a big mustache.

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."

Bionicle

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The image shows a Bionicle figure next to a container with a picture of the same Bionicle character on the label. The text above the image reads "Me: I am not that old" and "Also me:".

Week

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The image shows two figures labeled "before" and "after". The "before" figure is a simple, skinny, white and black toy figure. The "after" figure is a complex, muscular, gold, white, and blue toy figure wielding a large weapon with crystalline blades. Above the two figures it reads: "I got ripped in 3 weeks thanks to the Mask of Creation." Below them it reads: "Click here to find out how."

Skibidi Toilet

tabs1528 · 2 years ago

Just the Fact that this exists

The image shows several boxes of "Skibidi Toilet" toys. The packaging features a cartoon image of a man's head inside a toilet. One box is held in a hand and reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY COLLECTOR FIGURE, SERIES ONE, 1 FIGURE." Another box reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY SURPRISE TOILET SERIES ONE". The packaging also includes the text "MYSTERY SURPRISES INSIDE" and "TRY ME" plus warning text. The items are displayed in what looks like a retail store.

Bucket

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is squatting and seemingly peeing into a bucket where two other men are sitting.

Skull

Testicle · 3 years ago

hiiii :3 omg haiiii ^^ :000 :>> >w<

A hand-drawn image of a skeleton-like figure with a skull for a head, holding a cigarette, standing on a blob. There are some squiggly lines in the background.

Scream

Cupツ · 2 years ago

I LOVE SCREAM

A figure in a black robe and the white mask of Ghostface is holding a knife. The figure is framed from the chest up.

Massacre

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

The image shows a cartoonish scene with a title that reads "Massacre Time" with a gun integrated into the text. Below it reads "with Eric & Dylan". There are two figures below. One is standing on a pile of debris holding a guitar, while the other is falling from the top. The background shows a burning city with smoke.

Room

COBSON · 1 year ago

A disturbing cartoon image shows a grotesque figure wearing a shirt with pastel pink, white, and light blue stripes and a purple skirt, hanging by a rope around its neck in a room. The colors of the shirt resemble the transgender flag.

School shooting

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

The image shows a black and white security camera footage of a school cafeteria with several tables and people. In the foreground, two figures are visible, one with a gun. Superimposed on the image is the cartoon figure of Mario.

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