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Shrek

1 year ago
A statue of Shrek with a big, cartoonish mustache, and a small girl sitting on a part of his statue also has a big mustache.
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    Skibidi Toilet

    10 months ago

    Just the Fact that this exists

    The image shows several boxes of "Skibidi Toilet" toys. The packaging features a cartoon image of a man's head inside a toilet. One box is held in a hand and reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY COLLECTOR FIGURE, SERIES ONE, 1 FIGURE." Another box reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY SURPRISE TOILET SERIES ONE". The packaging also includes the text "MYSTERY SURPRISES INSIDE" and "TRY ME" plus warning text. The items are displayed in what looks like a retail store.
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Skull

    1 year ago

    hiiii :3 omg haiiii ^^ :000 :>> >w<

    A hand-drawn image of a skeleton-like figure with a skull for a head, holding a cigarette, standing on a blob. There are some squiggly lines in the background.
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  • Massacre

    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoonish scene with a title that reads "Massacre Time" with a gun integrated into the text. Below it reads "with Eric & Dylan". There are two figures below. One is standing on a pile of debris holding a guitar, while the other is falling from the top. The background shows a burning city with smoke.
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  • Meme

    3 months ago

    ...

    A digitally altered image featuring the cartoon character Butt-Head from "Beavis and Butt-Head" with a real person's head superimposed over the character Beavis. Butt-Head is lying on a blue mat, looking distressed and exclaiming, "- Ahi help! He's got a boner!" The figure superimposed on Beavis is on top of Butt-Head. The background shows other cartoon figures wearing athletic uniforms.
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  • School shooting

    1 year ago
    The image shows a black and white security camera footage of a school cafeteria with several tables and people. In the foreground, two figures are visible, one with a gun. Superimposed on the image is the cartoon figure of Mario.
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  • Spongebob

    1 year ago
    A photo shows two figures of Spongebob and Patrick that are realistic and somewhat unsettling. Patrick is pink and muscular with a serious expression, wearing green shorts. Spongebob is yellow, with human-like facial features including a wide smile, and a red tie and blue and white striped socks.
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  • Life

    1 year ago

    This definitely works

    The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.
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  • Racist

    1 year ago
    The image shows two versions of the 'That's racist' meme. Both feature a child with an exaggerated expression, with the text "THAT'S RACIST!" overlaid. The first image has a simple background. The second image adds stereotypical items like a basketball, watermelon, and KFC logo.
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  • Social media

    1 year ago
    The image shows a row of four profile icons with a black background. The first icon is a man in a red cap, the second icon is a small figure, the third is a Facebook logo, and the fourth is a Twitter logo.
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  • Exercise

    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."
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  • Clown

    1 year ago

    Who are you?

    The image shows six figures labeled #1 to #6. The first figure is labeled 'shy', the second 'clown?', the third 'chill', the fourth 'special', the fifth 'cry baby', and the sixth figure has the label 'Actually fucking phyco to the point where you look like you are on drugs'. Each figure is different: The second figure has a colorful hat and the fifth has tears.
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  • Room

    3 months ago
    A disturbing cartoon image shows a grotesque figure wearing a shirt with pastel pink, white, and light blue stripes and a purple skirt, hanging by a rope around its neck in a room. The colors of the shirt resemble the transgender flag.
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  • Troll

    1 year ago

    Trollograph

    A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.
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  • Year

    1 year ago
    The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
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  • Anime

    1 year ago

    OR THIS

    A man with a black headband showing an anime symbol poses with several anime figures and a boxed anime character.
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    Miku

    1 year ago

    ....... bootleg miku oml

    A figurine of a cartoon girl with light blue hair, light blue eyes, a pink tongue sticking out of her mouth, wearing a green jacket with yellow accents, and making a peace sign.
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  • Morning

    4 months ago

    Tum tum tum tum tum Sahur

    A digitally created image shows a humanoid figure with a cylindrical body, a human-like face with wide eyes and a smile, and bare feet, standing on a street. The figure is holding a wooden bat and stands in front of a wooden structure with the words "PENTUNG POS RON" on it. A street light illuminates the scene.
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  • Heartbreak

    5 months ago
    A cartoon figure wearing a pink jumpsuit and mask with a triangle is in front of a blue background with glass-like shards. Text at the top reads: "ts pmo icl fr br u r nt shkspr💔"
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