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Face mcshooty

A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.

Adolf Nigler

How it feels dealing with women...

A child is about to kiss a cactus.

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

The image displays a dark background with the text "You can't recognize Him." at the top and "Does that make you feel anxious?" at the bottom. In the center is a small square image of a man smiling directly at the viewer.

randomone

Asians will tell you:

A character with white hair and a bandaged eye is talking inside a text box which is saying: "Bugs are quite nutritious. If you get hungry out in the wild, feel free to chow down."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two people, one fat and one skinny. A faucet is pouring water into the fat person's mouth, labeled "mental health support," while a few drops are going toward the skinny person. The fat person is labeled "Woman feeling a bit down today" and the skinny person is labeled "Man who wants to kill himself".

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".

Chexers

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel, labeled "HOW I FEEL AFTER A WORKOUT", features a photo of actor Chris Evans, who is muscular and in good shape. The right panel, labeled "VS HOW I REALLY AM", shows two cartoon characters from "King of the Hill", Bobby Hill, both overweight in diapers, striking a fighting pose.

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

MEME LORD

when you mix your dead wife's eggs with
your now dead son's sperm and drink
the mixture without feeling bad about it
because it's technically not cannibalism
veryrelatablenigga

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

Toast ツ

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

what's_up

Gym workouts

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. The left side shows a very muscular bodybuilder, and the right side is split into two panels. The top panel has the text "How I feel after leaving the gym," and the bottom panel has an image of a lean man and the text "How I really feel."

not_pimi_gal2009

when she feels 21 yrs old

A woman in a red coat and hat is exiting a car, appearing a bit clumsy. The text on the image is: "when she feels 21 yrs old".

Anonymous

Do i look bad with wet/damp hair i feel like i do

A person with long, dark hair and a black shirt is looking into the camera. They are holding their hand in front of their mouth. They appear to be indoors, sitting on a couch with a patterned curtain in the background.

原田

A cartoon image shows a wolf with a slightly crazed expression putting his arm around a sheep. A speech bubble next to the wolf reads "If you feel sad I can eat you".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of Shrek. Shrek is looking unwell and is partially fading away. The text says "Donkey, I don't feel so good."

Heroin Monkey

A pack of Twizzlers is in the background and a whip-like object made of Twizzlers is in the foreground. Text on the image reads: "When you're feeling kinky but snacky."

Why should you care

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows two hands holding the opposite ends of a sword-like object. The label 'Hug' is visible in the middle of the upper part, and 'Huge amount of money' on the bottom. The text above reads: 'What can make you feel better?' 'Me:'. The right panel has a picture of a person with a round face, with the text 'CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME OF GIVING' and 'SO I'M GIVING UP'.

Anonymous

In a still from a movie, Captain America is strangling a robot. Text reads: "If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot."

Face mcshooty

The image shows an anime character sitting alone, looking pensive or sad, with the text "Pov: How it feels when one of your favourite person turns out to be a lesson of life."

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