Worst Jokes Ever

Popular

Difference jokes

Depression jokes

Twin Towers jokes

Little Johnny jokes

Offensive jokes

Michael Jackson jokes

Stephen Hawking jokes

Worst Jokes Ever

Favorite Memes

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a poll asking "Who is your favorite Austrian painter?" The options are Egon Schiele (2%), Otto Muehl (2%), Karl von Blaas (3%), Ernst Klimt (3%), and Other (91%). 5K votes are shown.

MATTIX

The image displays a collage of four different Nissan Skyline car models: R32 (gray), R33 (silver), R34 (blue), and R35 (gray). The text "Which one's your favorite?" is at the top.

Adolf Nigler

SS tierlist

Adolf kitler

my favorite food

A cat is eating a piece of toasted bread. The text "gild chese" is overlayed above the cat.

TaylorSwiftBoat

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

A Star Wars Fan

The meme consists of two images. The top image shows a black tote bag with the text "My favorite color is glitter" printed on it, with "glitter" in golden sparkling letters. The bottom image is a split panel with a woman yelling and pointing at the left and a white cat with a distorted face on the right. The woman image is labeled with the word “GLITTER!” in golden letters.

Neptune ♆

i wanna know: favorite game from childhood?

A blue penguin with an orange beak and feet stands against a white background. The penguin has its arms crossed in a sassy pose.

Heroin Monkey

Three puppet characters are sitting on a bench in a park with fall foliage. The puppet to the left is Elmo. He is red with big eyes and a big nose. There are two other puppets next to him. The meme has the text "But what if Elmo is just singing along to Elmo's favorite song? Can Elmo say it then?"

RapBoat

Sending this post to someone? It looks
better when you share it.
MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
6,340 RETWEETS 6,815 FAVORITES
ScHoolboy Q
@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
+0
Share
He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
173
9 Comments
13
[deleted] 14h
Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
Reply +8
MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
-25

Tsukuyomi

Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Anonymous

This was my favorite moment in life

A screenshot of an online chat. User @SETH says "ITS MY CULTURE!??!?!?!?!?!?!" User Quincy says "TACO MUNCHER." User Rip_Chippy says "thats racist". User @Quincy says "TACO MUNCHER". User SETH says "COTTEN PICKER." User Rip_Chippy says "aINT NO WAY" with a skeleton emoji.

shaylie lol

A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

Heroin Monkey

Florida Man Bites His
Brother's Penis Off After He
Walks In On His Brother
Having Sex With His Cousin
His Favorite Dragon Ball Z
Banket
Meinedroid

Heroin Monkey

shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders

A photo shows a crowd of people holding up various flags, including a Yugoslavian flag, several rainbow flags, and a bi flag. The flags are waving against a backdrop of trees.

Heroin Monkey

An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."

timmyy

Hehehehe toastie >:)

A screenshot of a question about favorite meal with a provided answer of "Dinner and Burritos". A student answered "Toast" to the question.

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Mafuyu Asahina

My favorite one 🤣

A close-up of a shelf with movie cases. Above the movies is a label that reads 'hentai'. One of the visible movies is 'Bee Movie'.

Rey Rey

A close-up of Megamind's face, colored blue with the text: "SHE SAID HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE SO I BLUE HER UP (ARAB RIZZ)"

M3ME G0D

The image shows two photos of a man with an afro, presumably the same person. The top image shows him smiling, looking happy and proud. The caption reads: "Watching my favorite underrated youtuber finally grow and progress." The bottom image shows the same man looking shocked and with a dark background. The caption for the bottom image reads: "He becomes more annoying and cringe over time."

1
2