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Uncle

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

Creature

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a grid of six pictures. The first row contains "The girl you like", a young woman smiling, and "Her father", an older man. The second row shows "Her brother", a young man with glasses, and "Her ex", a man with dark hair. The third row is "The creature stalking her for 4 years since the accident that altered her life forever" which is an indistinct figure in a hallway, and finally "You", which is the same image of the creature.

Wolf

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels. The top panel has a person standing between two anthropomorphic wolf-like characters. Text reads, "Throw me to wolves and I'll come back as a father.". Below this is a "0%" graphic, followed by a second panel showing Palpatine with the text "I love democracy." There is also a 'made with mematic' watermark in the bottom left.

Talk

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Victim

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows Hillary Clinton with text that reads "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. - Hillary Clinton". The bottom section shows a man looking sad with text that reads "MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE PRIMARY VICTIMS OF RAPE. IT HAPPENS TO THEIR WIVES, THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEIR DAUGHTERS."

Family

Wade · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a figure says, "Sometimes I feel like I have no one to turn to". The second panel shows a figure with a mustache saying "That's not true! Your mother and I are always here." In the third panel, another figure with blonde hair confirms, "Your father's right! You can count on us!". The fourth panel shows the first figure looking into two mirrors, one showing the mother and one showing the father. The first figure says "Ahhh- Almost had it that time!".

Parent

Wade · 2 years ago

The comic strip shows a boy expressing that he feels alone, followed by his parents comforting him. In the last panel, the boy is standing in front of two mirrors, one reflecting his mother and the other his father, indicating that he's alone after all.

Dad

原田 · 2 years ago

A photo shows a man standing in front of a ball pit. Above him is a large dinosaur statue. The text says, "Took my son to meet his real dad today."

Male

Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

Screenshot from the BitLife game. The character is an infant, Joaquin Castro, who was conceived on his parents' honeymoon. His mother is 18 and father is 47, both unemployed.

Floor

daz_potato · 2 years ago

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Divorce

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

Bruhh found out

A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.

Fact

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

Did yall know this?

The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.

Megamind

CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

A close-up of Megamind's face with a concerned expression. The text above reads "No Father?"

Megamind

CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

what you get

A close up image of Megamind with a serious, slightly sad expression and the text "No Father?" above him.

Christmas

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

Accident

《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

if you get this you are a legend

The image is a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a portrait of Romain Grosjean, a Formula 1 driver, with the text 'SO ROMAIN GROSJEAN IS GONNA BE A FATHER'. The lower panel features the 'Asian guy laughing' meme with the text 'MUST BE AN ACCIDENT'.

Relationship

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows five different Hollow Knight characters with labels above them: 'Your Crush' is a character in a pink dress with a weapon, 'Her Mother' is a cloaked insect-like creature, 'Her Brother' is a tall slender character with white armor, 'Her Father' is a character with long white spikes, 'Her Ex' has no visual, and 'You' is a beetle-like character in grey armor.

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