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Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip shows a character reacting to different kinds of traps. The first panel shows a character looking at a venus flytrap and asking, "Why would a fly land on something like this?" The second panel shows the same character looking at a rat trap and saying, "Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap". The third panel shows the character looking at a bear trap and yelling "BEARS!! This is ridiculous!" The fourth panel shows the character looking at the Communist Manifesto book and happily saying, "Oooo free stuff". The book has portraits of Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Alastor Wade.

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

A cartoon image of a character with red hair, sharp teeth, and a red suit holding a glass of champagne. Speech bubbles say: "If you think about it... Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is."

Heroin Monkey

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

Two Minions are sitting in the cockpit of a plane. In front of them, outside the window, are the twin towers of the World Trade Center.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."

Anonymous

A picture of a person with pink hair and a surprised expression, they are slightly crouched. Text says "help" above them and "im falling for u" below them. In the background there are other persons on a grass field.

Anonymous

Whoa, Talent

A text message conversation showing someone saying 'I saw you fall in the hall yesterday.' The other person responds, 'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor' followed by 'Backwards???' and then 'I'm freaking talented.'

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Wade

Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show

Wade

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

A green dinosaur is looking at something and is thinking about it. The text on the image says: "If Cinderella's slipper fit perfect, why did it fall off?"

Wade

Don’t u just love Minecraft?

A photo of a man falling from a tall building with text overlay that says "GOTTA PLAY" at the top and "CREATIVE MODE" at the bottom.

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

freddyfatbear

bruh this tru

A cartoon airplane with a smiling human face is flying over a city where there is an explosion. The text reads, "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

PurplePanda

When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says "I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)". The other person responds, "I dint fall I attacked the floor". The first person replies, "Backwards???" And the second person replies "Im freaking talented."

✨Jassy✨

These memes got me re-thinking life

A Twitter post with the text '*hits blunt*' above the question, 'If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off?' Below the text are two images of a person with different expressions.

andie

The image shows a cloudy sky with an orange hue, and the text says, "Even though you didn't love me if I could turn back time I wouldn't change a thing, in fact I'd fall in love with you all over again."

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